How am I supposed to get all the good diet advice?
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Good_Morning_Glory wrote: »This was so much fun to read.
Will all the smiles make my cheeks skinnier? How do I log that? Do I eat those calories back?
Laughing for 15 min apparently burns 10-40 calories. Comedy is the key to weight loss :drinker:1 -
Sometimes I break out into weird laughing fits..
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diannethegeek wrote: »Think about a food you know. Does it bring you joy? Yes? Good. You can never eat that food again. Continue that process until you identify five foods that bring you sadness, or at least a strong sense of apathy. You can eat those five foods on an exercise contraption of some sort while you think about your life. Hopefully one of the foods is cabbage. If not, substitute a different gaseous vegetable. None of the foods can be cheese.
1. Chocolate
2. Tacos
3. Ice cream cake
4. Garlic Bread
5. Waffles
1. Brussel sprouts
2. rutabaga
3. beets
4. tofu
5. cottage cheese
surely I have a fart food in here somewhere... lol2 -
Brussels sprouts and rutatbaga are both fart foods lol.
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Proof that smiling makes you bulky.
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HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »xHellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?
Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?
I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.
... Lol wow...
Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol
Yeah quite creepy. lol
So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes
Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..
If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.
Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.
Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol
Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..
your must be typing with your earlobes. lol
I must be. I guess I need a special fat lobe texting wand for my face
try using your nose, but dont sneeze
If I lie more would that help?
yes that will actually give you a special Nosewand0 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »diannethegeek wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »JeromeBarry1 wrote: »Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.
There is a board she made called Bump?
Nah. I just bump all of the stickies. And sometimes I post lists like this: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/40508440#Comment_40508440
Yeah but that's real advice. I want the best advice. @JeromeBarry1 you owe me 2 advices now
Oh, BEST advice! 1. When you have a flu, mom's medicine requires a lemon, a bottle of bourbon, and a teaspoon of menthol crystals. Cut the lemon in half and place both halves face down on a baking sheet. Bake at 400 until the lemon peels are browned. Squeeze the remaining lemon juice into a cup. Add a teaspoon of menthol crystals. Fill the cup with bourbon. Drink it. All.
2. To castrate a bull, wrap a rubber band tightly around the *kitten* between the testicles and the torso.1 -
manderson27 wrote: »Stop smiling that is really bad you will end up like this.Good_Morning_Glory wrote: »This was so much fun to read. Will all the smiles make my cheeks skinnier? How do I log that? Do I eat those calories back?
Like what?? Omg there is nothing there..
If we smile too much will be turn invisible??
You know what.. I'm not gonna correct auto correct anymore. If I type we and it turns to be then whatever I don't care1 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »Brussels sprouts and rutatbaga are both fart foods lol.
Yasssss!!!!0 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »xHellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?
Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?
I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.
... Lol wow...
Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol
Yeah quite creepy. lol
So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes
Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..
If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.
Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.
Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol
Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..
your must be typing with your earlobes. lol
I must be. I guess I need a special fat lobe texting wand for my face
try using your nose, but dont sneeze
If I lie more would that help?
yes that will actually give you a special Nosewand
If I say things from Harry potter will it also work as a magic wand?0 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »manderson27 wrote: »Stop smiling that is really bad you will end up like this.Good_Morning_Glory wrote: »This was so much fun to read. Will all the smiles make my cheeks skinnier? How do I log that? Do I eat those calories back?
Like what?? Omg there is nothing there..
If we smile too much will be turn invisible??
Don't take any notice of my posts I am drunk.0 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »xHellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?
Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?
I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.
... Lol wow...
Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol
Yeah quite creepy. lol
So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes
Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..
If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.
Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.
Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol
Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..
your must be typing with your earlobes. lol
I must be. I guess I need a special fat lobe texting wand for my face
try using your nose, but dont sneeze
If I lie more would that help?
yes that will actually give you a special Nosewand
If I say things from Harry potter will it also work as a magic wand?
as long as you hold your mouth right, yes!0 -
JeromeBarry1 wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »diannethegeek wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »JeromeBarry1 wrote: »Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.
There is a board she made called Bump?
Nah. I just bump all of the stickies. And sometimes I post lists like this: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/40508440#Comment_40508440
Yeah but that's real advice. I want the best advice. @JeromeBarry1 you owe me 2 advices now
Oh, BEST advice! 1. When you have a flu, mom's medicine requires a lemon, a bottle of bourbon, and a teaspoon of menthol crystals. Cut the lemon in half and place both halves face down on a baking sheet. Bake at 400 until the lemon peels are browned. Squeeze the remaining lemon juice into a cup. Add a teaspoon of menthol crystals. Fill the cup with bourbon. Drink it. All.
2. To castrate a bull, wrap a rubber band tightly around the *kitten* between the testicles and the torso.
Oh.. I was wondering how to fix my bull.. thank you.0 -
I have officially lost the thread of this thread due to alcohol and am taking myself off to bed. Night all.1
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HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »xHellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?
Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?
I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.
... Lol wow...
Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol
Yeah quite creepy. lol
So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes
Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..
If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.
Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.
Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol
Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..
your must be typing with your earlobes. lol
I must be. I guess I need a special fat lobe texting wand for my face
try using your nose, but dont sneeze
If I lie more would that help?
yes that will actually give you a special Nosewand
If I say things from Harry potter will it also work as a magic wand?
as long as you hold your mouth right, yes!
Can you give me step by step tutorials?0 -
manderson27 wrote: »I have officially lost the thread of this thread due to alcohol and am taking myself off to bed. Night all.
Lol night.0 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »xHellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
I don't think you have visited the Chit Chat forums very much then have you?
Lol in all honesty.. maybe twice on my own choice but nope.. have they selected what's sexy already?
I lurk in there some... If you just go to the 'Is it okay that to like your cousin' thread that might be enough to determine what is not sexy.
... Lol wow...
Yeah... I can honestly say I have never had an attraction to a cousin lol or any other family member lol
Yeah quite creepy. lol
So.. no pickle bras. Cousins might be attracted to my fatlobes
Maybe cheese? Swiss? It has lots of holes..
If we are seeking out our cousins as partners I suspect they think anything is sexy.
Swiss Cheese Dress sounds like something that could be trending in 2018. I have seen a bacon dress... it could happen.
Jeeze.. is there a bread dress? We could make a sandwich lol
Also I just want to point out the annoyance of my auto-correct everytime I type something out it changes it to something completely different like when I wrote the word jeeze up top it changed it to "him" .. Lol..
your must be typing with your earlobes. lol
I must be. I guess I need a special fat lobe texting wand for my face
try using your nose, but dont sneeze
If I lie more would that help?
yes that will actually give you a special Nosewand
If I say things from Harry potter will it also work as a magic wand?
as long as you hold your mouth right, yes!
Can you give me step by step tutorials?
I have created my own group for my special tutorials. I will pm you with an invite!0 -
Excellent!
*sits on hands in anticipation*0 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »JeromeBarry1 wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »diannethegeek wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »JeromeBarry1 wrote: »Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.
There is a board she made called Bump?
Nah. I just bump all of the stickies. And sometimes I post lists like this: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/40508440#Comment_40508440
Yeah but that's real advice. I want the best advice. @JeromeBarry1 you owe me 2 advices now
Oh, BEST advice! 1. When you have a flu, mom's medicine requires a lemon, a bottle of bourbon, and a teaspoon of menthol crystals. Cut the lemon in half and place both halves face down on a baking sheet. Bake at 400 until the lemon peels are browned. Squeeze the remaining lemon juice into a cup. Add a teaspoon of menthol crystals. Fill the cup with bourbon. Drink it. All.
2. To castrate a bull, wrap a rubber band tightly around the *kitten* between the testicles and the torso.
Oh.. I was wondering how to fix my bull.. thank you.
If your bull has the flu, give him the bourbon first.0 -
JeromeBarry1 wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »JeromeBarry1 wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »diannethegeek wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »JeromeBarry1 wrote: »Search for @diannethegeek & "bump". Best. Diet. Information. Ever.
There is a board she made called Bump?
Nah. I just bump all of the stickies. And sometimes I post lists like this: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/40508440#Comment_40508440
Yeah but that's real advice. I want the best advice. @JeromeBarry1 you owe me 2 advices now
Oh, BEST advice! 1. When you have a flu, mom's medicine requires a lemon, a bottle of bourbon, and a teaspoon of menthol crystals. Cut the lemon in half and place both halves face down on a baking sheet. Bake at 400 until the lemon peels are browned. Squeeze the remaining lemon juice into a cup. Add a teaspoon of menthol crystals. Fill the cup with bourbon. Drink it. All.
2. To castrate a bull, wrap a rubber band tightly around the *kitten* between the testicles and the torso.
Oh.. I was wondering how to fix my bull.. thank you.
If your bull has the flu, give him the bourbon first.
What about when your bull is full of *kitten*?
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