What's on your mind?

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  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    They should make microwave instructions for impatient people. Maybe a shorter cooking time? Ain't nobody got time to let food 'stand for one minute.'

    I never let them stand for one minute. I'm making food because I'm hungry NOW.
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    So I just recently started drinking coffee. I may have had too many cups yesterday and couldn't sleep and had weird dreams. Now I just had my first cup of the day and I already want another. I feel like a crackhead

    You waited until middle age to start drinking coffee?

    I have an addictive personality. I didn't want to become a slave to the black gold. I have a tendency to overdue things.
  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    They should make microwave instructions for impatient people. Maybe a shorter cooking time? Ain't nobody got time to let food 'stand for one minute.'

    It's all fun and games until you open your bag of popcorn all excited and this happens.

    https://youtu.be/YcR9k8o4I0w

    Hmm, yes. I have had my face melted off multiple times.

    Like when I open the dishwasher and decide it's a good idea to stare down at it as the steam shoots out.

    Then you can't see for 20 minutes because your glasses fog.
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    They should make microwave instructions for impatient people. Maybe a shorter cooking time? Ain't nobody got time to let food 'stand for one minute.'

    It's all fun and games until you open your bag of popcorn all excited and this happens.

    https://youtu.be/YcR9k8o4I0w

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    What it feels like to wait.
  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    They should make microwave instructions for impatient people. Maybe a shorter cooking time? Ain't nobody got time to let food 'stand for one minute.'

    It's all fun and games until you open your bag of popcorn all excited and this happens.

    https://youtu.be/YcR9k8o4I0w

    Hmm, yes. I have had my face melted off multiple times.

    Like when I open the dishwasher and decide it's a good idea to stare down at it as the steam shoots out.

    Then you can't see for 20 minutes because your glasses fog.

    YES.

    I could take them off and clean them like a normal person, but I'd rather stand and stare through them as if I'm horribly confused how that happened and don't understand why I can't see now.
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    Got to work, when it's almost time to go back home, very productive day!
  • lancenuovo
    lancenuovo Posts: 517 Member
    my mind is blank.....
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Wine
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    My mind is (fill in the blank)
    :smiley:
  • notthistime_
    notthistime_ Posts: 76 Member
    I am wondering if I remembered to close the garage door or not
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    I am wondering if I remembered to close the garage door or not

    This is the worst feeling in the world and it makes me feel like dementia is around the corner
  • notthistime_
    notthistime_ Posts: 76 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I am wondering if I remembered to close the garage door or not

    This is the worst feeling in the world and it makes me feel like dementia is around the corner

    And now I am panicking that I have early onset dementia. AWWWW
  • lancenuovo
    lancenuovo Posts: 517 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I am wondering if I remembered to close the garage door or not

    This is the worst feeling in the world and it makes me feel like dementia is around the corner

    And now I am panicking that I have early onset dementia. AWWWW

    do i know if it have it?
  • notthistime_
    notthistime_ Posts: 76 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I am wondering if I remembered to close the garage door or not

    This is the worst feeling in the world and it makes me feel like dementia is around the corner

    And now I am panicking that I have early onset dementia. AWWWW

    I was driving home a few weeks ago, and for a solid 30 seconds I didn't know what road I was on. I also thought I was driving West, when I was actually going North. Shook me a little

    Umm...that is horrible
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Six more minutes till my work day is over!!
  • vladeau
    vladeau Posts: 17 Member
    Thinking of where to go for a fun get away! So I can explore and meet new people and take some photos.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I am wondering if I remembered to close the garage door or not

    This is the worst feeling in the world and it makes me feel like dementia is around the corner

    And now I am panicking that I have early onset dementia. AWWWW

    I was driving home a few weeks ago, and for a solid 30 seconds I didn't know what road I was on. I also thought I was driving West, when I was actually going North. Shook me a little

    I picked my mum up to drive her to my place and I could not remember how to turn the lights on.. it only lasted seconds but really rattled me.
  • lancenuovo
    lancenuovo Posts: 517 Member
    i think it was the snakes...wallabee?
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    I need to start focusing on more important things
  • AnnieH_4512
    AnnieH_4512 Posts: 1,422 Member
    vladeau wrote: »
    Thinking of where to go for a fun get away! So I can explore and meet new people and take some photos.

    I am currently planning a London trip for fall '18. This will be my fifth time there. Highly recommended!!
  • THeADHDTurnip
    THeADHDTurnip Posts: 413 Member
    Well screw you MFP. How dare you say I can't like my own post. I like everything that I say so I say it!
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    This place desperately needs a 'lol' button.
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    Should I go to therapy after seeing the first episode of Black Mirror?
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Should I go to therapy after seeing the first episode of Black Mirror?

    They have this new virtual therapy you can attend without leaving the house. I just need a swab of your DNA
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    This place desperately needs a 'lol' button.

    Agree
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    Do you want clones?! This is how you get clones!
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Do you want clones?! This is how you get clones!

    Why don’t you learn to quote properly
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Does it matter
  • Don't worry be happy.
    Your alive, fairly healthy and feeling pretty good about the future....
    "OR ", return the exwife s call and kill the buzz...