The Poo Thread!

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  • Westschmeis
    Westschmeis Posts: 350 Member
    Dang, Freud was born 150 years too early. Just think of the psych theorys he could have drawn from this group and our fascination with poop and pooping!! LOL
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,464 Member
    Average 8-9 times a week, once a day + a bonus here or there. Strange shapes due to surgery years ago.
    No need for a squatty potty now, but as I get older and my arthritis gets worse, considering a "right height" potty.
    May need a squatty potty to go with it.
  • MeganMcK11
    MeganMcK11 Posts: 117 Member
    Once to twice a day usually. Always early in the morning. Then the other time is all over the place- (As far as time is concerned)I am pretty good about using the toilet. ;)
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    JerSchmare wrote: »
    I just poop when I need to poop. It doesn’t need to be analyzed. Like, do you think about how many times you breathe? It’s just weird. Just poop when you need to poop. Bears don’t worry about it. They just go when they need to go.

    You of all people should know how important pooping is to some people! :lol:@JerSchmare
  • Zulu87
    Zulu87 Posts: 119 Member
    I have IBS-D so it depends on the day but it's usually a party 2-6 times in the morning and throughput the day if I have a flareup
  • myfitnesspal383
    myfitnesspal383 Posts: 1 Member
    I don’t have a Squatty Potty, but I have a little step stool under the sink and just use that to elevate my feet. And I’m a once a dater mostly
  • Westschmeis
    Westschmeis Posts: 350 Member
    myfitnesspal383 wrote: »
    I don’t have a Squatty Potty, but I have a little step stool under the sink and just use that to elevate my feet. And I’m a once a dater mostly

    Freud would have loved that one. LOL
  • perkymommy
    perkymommy Posts: 1,642 Member
    edited January 2018
    chunky_pinup wrote: »
    I poo about every 90 minutes while awake, and have to wake up once at night to go again so I never get a full nights sleep. So far my docs haven’t found anything abnormal so I guess it’s “normal”!

    ?? how do you get things done and go places? lol
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    I go once a day at the minimum. Depends on a lot of things.
  • perkymommy
    perkymommy Posts: 1,642 Member
    Best part about this thread is that it's in the Food and Nutrition section :D:D
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
    perkymommy wrote: »
    Best part about this thread is that it's in the Food and Nutrition section :D:D

    Well I think the foods you eat make all the difference, so it's kinda in the right thread :lol:

    They should make a new sub forum that is nothing like chit chat/fun and games, but can be used for topics like this that aren't really general diet and weight loss or food related. I've had a few questions in the past that didnt really fit in to either category, so i just plonked them in wherever.
  • bbell1985
    bbell1985 Posts: 4,571 Member
    Ah I'm still jealous. You people and your chia seeds. I just drank castor oil and I still can't go :( Doubt a stupid seed will do anything.
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
    aeloine wrote: »
    This thread may have jinxed me. I usually get three square poops a day but have only pooped twice in the last FOUR DAYS.
    To some, that's perfectly normal. To me, the world Is ending, the apocalypse is nigh, and there is nothing else that I can think about.

    LOL I'd be in panic mode too! Hopefully your innards sort themselves out soon xx
  • ireallylikemuffins
    ireallylikemuffins Posts: 72 Member
    aeloine wrote: »
    This thread may have jinxed me. I usually get three square poops a day but have only pooped twice in the last FOUR DAYS.
    To some, that's perfectly normal. To me, the world Is ending, the apocalypse is nigh, and there is nothing else that I can think about.

    From what I've read, you apparently need the power of Chia seeds.
    This thread is an experience :D
  • Tacklewasher
    Tacklewasher Posts: 7,122 Member
    Poo knife???

    Seriously. Just flipped over to FML and this is top of the page.

    http://www.fmylife.com/article/people-are-cutting-up-their-poops-and-the-rest-of-us-are-horrified_260276.html
  • BruinsGal_91
    BruinsGal_91 Posts: 1,400 Member
    Tacklewasher wrote: »
    Poo knife???

    Seriously. Just flipped over to FML and this is top of the page.

    http://www.fmylife.com/article/people-are-cutting-up-their-poops-and-the-rest-of-us-are-horrified_260276.html

    I'm not sure whether this is 'insightful' or 'inspiring'. I think maybe a 'horrifying' button is required.
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
    BruinsGal_91 wrote: »
    Tacklewasher wrote: »
    Poo knife???

    Seriously. Just flipped over to FML and this is top of the page.

    http://www.fmylife.com/article/people-are-cutting-up-their-poops-and-the-rest-of-us-are-horrified_260276.html

    I'm not sure whether this is 'insightful' or 'inspiring'. I think maybe a 'horrifying' button is required.

    I'm too scared to click on that link...
  • musicfan68
    musicfan68 Posts: 1,143 Member
    BruinsGal_91 wrote: »
    Tacklewasher wrote: »
    Poo knife???

    Seriously. Just flipped over to FML and this is top of the page.

    http://www.fmylife.com/article/people-are-cutting-up-their-poops-and-the-rest-of-us-are-horrified_260276.html

    I'm not sure whether this is 'insightful' or 'inspiring'. I think maybe a 'horrifying' button is required.

    LOL! I just read that - it was posted on another message board I read. HILARIOUS!
  • melipon2166
    melipon2166 Posts: 32 Member
    Every morning right after my cup of coffee. Once the coffee kicks in...... watch out! ☕
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    I'm officially back- I'm kind of glad we have had a successful thread here!

    My trip was a success- much pooping was done- I'm pleased it didn't eff up my world while travelling.
    Tacklewasher wrote: »
    Poo knife???

    Seriously. Just flipped over to FML and this is top of the page.

    http://www.fmylife.com/article/people-are-cutting-up-their-poops-and-the-rest-of-us-are-horrified_260276.html

    I was just coming back in here after my trip- and I read this last night and I was like WAIT- I NEED TO UPDATE THE THREAD!!!!

    I had NO idea this was a thing. So hysterical.
  • BruinsGal_91
    BruinsGal_91 Posts: 1,400 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    I'm officially back- I'm kind of glad we have had a successful thread here!

    My trip was a success- much pooping was done- I'm pleased it didn't eff up my world while travelling.
    Tacklewasher wrote: »
    Poo knife???

    Seriously. Just flipped over to FML and this is top of the page.

    http://www.fmylife.com/article/people-are-cutting-up-their-poops-and-the-rest-of-us-are-horrified_260276.html

    I was just coming back in here after my trip- and I read this last night and I was like WAIT- I NEED TO UPDATE THE THREAD!!!!

    I had NO idea this was a thing. So hysterical.

    I'm almost tempted to see if they sell poo knives on Amazon, but I'm scared of what will show up, "People who searched for 'poo knives' also searched for "insert horrifying item you never knew existed here".
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    BruinsGal_91 wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    I'm officially back- I'm kind of glad we have had a successful thread here!

    My trip was a success- much pooping was done- I'm pleased it didn't eff up my world while travelling.
    Tacklewasher wrote: »
    Poo knife???

    Seriously. Just flipped over to FML and this is top of the page.

    http://www.fmylife.com/article/people-are-cutting-up-their-poops-and-the-rest-of-us-are-horrified_260276.html

    I was just coming back in here after my trip- and I read this last night and I was like WAIT- I NEED TO UPDATE THE THREAD!!!!

    I had NO idea this was a thing. So hysterical.

    I'm almost tempted to see if they sell poo knives on Amazon, but I'm scared of what will show up, "People who searched for 'poo knives' also searched for "insert horrifying item you never knew existed here".

    yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah- I'm going to need you to do that- so I don't have to.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    Someone care to explain the concept of poo knives on here so that I don't have to google it?
  • kimny72
    kimny72 Posts: 16,011 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Someone care to explain the concept of poo knives on here so that I don't have to google it?

    Supposedly some people create such mammoth deposits that they will not fit down the drain when flushed. So they need to be dissected into flushable pieces. :dizzy:
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    kimny72 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Someone care to explain the concept of poo knives on here so that I don't have to google it?

    Supposedly some people create such mammoth deposits that they will not fit down the drain when flushed. So they need to be dissected into flushable pieces. :dizzy:

    I have witnessed this in person (not the dissecting part, though).
    My senior year in high school, I had stayed late one day to take care of something for a teacher and on my way out, a buddy who had also stayed late grabs me and pulls me into the boys room to show me what he'd discovered...a HUGE log, a solid 3 inches in diameter, reaching full depth into the bowl and sticking out of the water by a good 2 to 3 inches.
    Too bad this was the same year YouTube was born and the camera phone/picture sharing craze hadn't yet begun...
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    Yeah when it literally coils up and out of the water- sometimes- you really just want to document the food baby you birthed.

    And that is correct- sometimes- it will not flush. Usually I just use the plunger- but I've had to do the plastic bag/glove method before when something won't plunge. woof.

    Pooping is a real thing. I need that toilet that sucks down like 29 golf balls or something.

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