My date with the person above me was going great until...

liftorgohome · January 2018

She wouldn't spend the night.

YosemiteSlamAK · January 2018

He wanted to show everyone his Prince Albert

EEAngelina · January 2018

Which scared me off

YosemiteSlamAK · January 2018

She didn't think a tattoo parlor was a good place for a date!

EEAngelina · January 2018

Unless he was gonna wait for me to get a tattoo and he said no

NLP6618 · January 2018

Til she bit me

bigjuicy1234 · January 2018

She left teeth marks on my neck

NLP6618 · January 2018

happimess1 wrote: »

i found out she and her pet cat showered together

I don’t have a cat.

NLP6618 · January 2018

bigjuicy1234 wrote: »

She left teeth marks on my neck

You would love it. Lol

YosemiteSlamAK · January 2018

He told me he still lived in his parents basement

lunidevojka · January 2018

he wore a kim kardashiaN shirt. Lol

kam26001 · January 2018

She started smuggling the cheddar biscuits into her purse.

neurogirl · January 2018

He insisted we could just eat the free biscuits/bread and didn't want us to order a meal

NerdyFlex · January 2018

She told me she wasn’t into superhero’s

Egger29 · January 2018

She suggested Olive Garden as the Best Italian Food around.

lunidevojka · January 2018

he kept stealing the stevia packets and grumpy about how Expensive things were nowadays. Lol

Dyl1789 · January 2018

she would not give back my soul no matter how much I pleaded

lunidevojka · January 2018

He wanted his soul back, sorry no returns.

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