My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He didn't wear pants on our date , the cops arrested him .0
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Took me to fast food.0
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Took me to a vegan restaurant0
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He had a problem with bald guys! Pot, kettle?0
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He slammed me to the floor mat0
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Only wanted to talk0
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She said I talked too much0
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He slipped his shoes off under the table at the restaurant. It was awful, the stench permiated the place, customers dropped like flies
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She thought we were in a karaoke bar, but it was a fine dining restaurant. We are now banned!0
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He told me he was a professional mime.0
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He put a bug on the plate to get a free meal0
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@Egger29 I am speechless! That was a secret, that's why we wear the makeup.
@liftorgohome he ate the bug & yelled PROTEIN!1 -
He ate some mushrooms and started tripping and seeing colors everywhere.0
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нe woυldn'т leт мe тaĸe мy cryтalѕ oυт on тнe тaвle .0
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She broke out the voodoo weegie board and lit some candles0
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I found out he was afraid of fire or wax or women it was hard to tell through the crying & screaming0
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He asked me to shave his back during dinner b/c it was a turn on for him. So I took off running.0
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We showed up in the same outfit!0
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нe ѕнowed υp тwo нoυrѕ laтe.0
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She wouldn't spend the night.0
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He wanted to show everyone his Prince Albert0
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Which scared me off0
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She didn't think a tattoo parlor was a good place for a date!0
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Unless he was gonna wait for me to get a tattoo and he said no
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Til she bit me0
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She left teeth marks on my neck0
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