Misfortune Cookies
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You were voted most likely to succeed. So why are you still living in Mom's basement?1
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Please...like you won't eat that whole large pizza tonight.1
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You have the body to leg ratio of a turkey.0
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Yeah,those pants "shrunk in the wash"0
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Bad luck and misfortune will follow you and your pathetic life till you die.1
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Soon you will have thick, lustrous...nostrils full of hair0
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If your're looking for a happy ending, don't you won't find it EVER.1
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2 of hearts is your lucky card and the number of transplants you'll have before the age of 40.0
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No, it won't grow back.0
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You float like a butterfly, sting like a bee; and poop like a jackal0
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Are You really wearing that0
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Your greatest danger could be your stupidity.
Lucky numbers 7 5. 12. 18. 26. 511 -
You really think a cookie knows your future?0
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You make the world a better place when you are sleeping.1
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You will drown.0
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When one door closes, you're trapped1
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