How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Attacked by an overly amorous dolphin while skinny dipping0
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Mauled by a Mexican lemur1
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Falling off a steep cliff after a faulty step while mountain climbing.0
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Transportation accident while traveling to Mars.0
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Alzheimer’s...the first bodily function/reaction to go was hunger, so he wasted away.0
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Her eyesight failed , she accidently picked up a bottle of bleach instead of water *gulp, gulp*0
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Poison dart to the left butt cheek0
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Was blowing poison darts at a woman and accidently inhaled the second one.0
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A whack of a didgeridoo1
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Electric chair for beating up and killing a very nice lady with a didgeridoo
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Trying to separate a fight between Jo and Blair...0
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It’s how he wanted to go0 -
Grinning ear to ear when he's accidentally caught in the crossfire as the husbands of Victoria Secret models he's in bed with catch them in the act0
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Playing a game of extreme marbles0
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A crazed flock of budgies pecked him to death.0
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In a pulled taffy party gone terribly wrong0
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Of sadness because today Kurt Cobain would’ve been 51...
#NotALiarNotAThief0 -
Broken heart and broken bones
Finger plaster cast and horse pills0 -
Food poisoning0
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Due to an unexpected allergic reaction during food play0
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She hit a gas line attempting to bury her pirate treasure1
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Falling from a tree attempting to rescue an injured squirrel0
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Attempting to split atoms in his garage0
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Her ear bled to death after listening to Fergie's rendition of the national anthem0
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Road rage incident
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He drowned in his bowl of fruit loops0
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at 99.9 years after a life of good health and happiness1
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She forgets to chalk her hands0 -
It was a slow decline after he broke his hip shakin it like Beyoncé0
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Horrible blimp and Flock of Seagulls accident. The band, not the birds.1
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