My date with the person above me was going great until...
Replies
-
I have good aim... what?! She was laughing! He thought I had a mean streak.0
-
She missed more than once0
-
He was trying to goad her into starting a food fight0
-
He wanted goat for dinner but they didn't have any so he started a food fight0
-
He kept staring at my boobs. Lol0
-
They do look good lol0
-
He pulled out his cue cards
0 -
Unfortunately his spelling is poor and his penmanship sucks. In an effort to be helpful, I started to correct the cards, and he got mad0
-
Even with the cards he was never on cue1
-
She keeps showing at my dates0
-
I told her to spell it out for me0
-
His mom called to tell him to come home. So Mandi and I decided to hang with liftorgohome to see if we can just get through one meal without someone getting hurt or offended0
-
I'm not going to lie, I just cried a little bit!
She got offend by lift and told him to go home!
0 -
He brought his laundry with him and asked if I'd help him fold. I told him that I don't like folding laundry and that he'd have to do it himself. So I waited like 20 minutes for him to finish his laundry and that made me mad, so I started drinking a lot... the rest is kind of a blur0
-
When she gets drunk she likes to wash dishes. I was trying to cook us dinner and she kept taking all the pots, pans and spoons and washing them. I ran out of things to cook in. Then I went to plate & they were all gone!0
-
He tried to make me handle his gun1
-
This content has been removed.
-
He kept talking about some dude's mustache
0 -
She had a thicker mustache than me and I got jealous.0
-
He got jealous over nothing0
-
This content has been removed.
-
He dresses in drag0
-
He critiqued my outfit0
-
She had a sister0
-
he would keep laughing at his non funny jokes
Lol0 -
She had the walking farts0
-
She ended dinner when she found out I was married.0
-
She heard I was married and didn't care0
-
Well... I was on a date until she showed up in here bathrobe holding our screaming love child. Asked me where have I been and why I'm not returning her phone calls.0
-
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.6K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.3K Health and Weight Loss
- 176K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.6K Fitness and Exercise
- 431 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.8K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions