How is the MFPer above going to die?

Was watching the wheels of a truck too closely..
*squashed head*

Car accident - she parallel parked in a perpendicular parking zone

Shark ate her

An unfortunate yoga accident/failed Pindasana.

Started out with the advanced pole dancing class thinking "how hard could it possibly be?"

Overdose of laxatives

Playing extreme-hopscotch

In an attempt to outdo his competition in square-dancing, he began trapezoid-dancing instead and ended up twisting his ankle, falling to the ground and hitting his head. He survived the fall but died in the ambulance as it hit a bus passing a red light...

In a fight, standing in line waiting to get Justin Bieber's autograph

She got of the bus at the wrong bronson

Tragic such a waste

She didn't believe the boomerang would come back... Wacked her in the back of the head as she walked away

Vampire got him.

Nobody knows, he went camping one weekend and was never seen again.