My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Alimacbean
    Alimacbean Posts: 120 Member
    She channeled Meg Ryan from When Harry Met Sally at the table in the middle of the busy restaurant.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    I ordered food for each of the voices in my head...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He made me eat all the food he ordered for the voices
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    My cell charger did not fit her port...
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    He tried to "plug in" his cell phone and missed...
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    edited March 2018
    She was inconsiderate and unsympathetic to my cell charger dysfunction...
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    He told me to tell the waitress it was my birthday so I could get a free meal
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    We started sharing family stories and realized we had the same Dad
  • ocnldy
    ocnldy Posts: 123 Member
    She informed me she wasn't into girls and may have dated her brother....
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She told me, "I see Dead People....walking around like regular people. They don't know they're dead."
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
    She took me to meet the family and it got weird 38hbeeg6colb.gif
  • Alimacbean
    Alimacbean Posts: 120 Member
    Until he told me he had a bear fetish.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She began dancing like Pee Wee Herman.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He wore boxing gloves lol
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She kept calling the wolfs at the zoo the children of the night.
  • TerranandKaylynsmommy
    TerranandKaylynsmommy Posts: 321 Member
    Until I realized he was prettier than me
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    TerranandKaylynsmommy wrote: »
    Until I realized he was prettier than me

    No fair, you obviously have drugs, very good ones I may add and aren't sharing them!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    The roofies I popped in his drink were not strong enough. Things got a little awkward
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    The roofies I popped in his drink were not strong enough. Things got a little awkward

    I spent the last few years building up an immunity to roofies and to iocane powder.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    I couldn't afford his habits :D

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