My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He needed to change his name to liftandgohomeandwashhisgymsocks0
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Until he asked for my gym socks to smell at the table0
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Until I realized he was staring at his arms in the mirror0
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All she did was brag about her nice butt1
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He was checking out everyone's glutes. Said it was "research"0
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he was more worried about what other guys were doing and paid me no attention1
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He told me about his bowel problems0
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She changed her FB status right in front of me from single to engaged... it was our 1st date0
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She created us a joint fb account0
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She changed my FB status from single to married, we weren't even each others dates.
I didn't change it back, but that is not the point!
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He handed me the Court Summons0
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Until he made fun of my green lantern shirt0
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She pointed out it was a little pricey
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Until she made fun of my batman underoos.0
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he stole MY batman underoos and claimed them as his own1
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He kept talking about his friend Apollo and his ex Adrian0
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He kept singing the wheels on the bus for round and round.. For no reason.1
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Her bowling skills were downright embarrassing. I just couldn't stay any longer2
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She asked to super-size her meal...1
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He ordered a triple cheese burger with chili cheese fries and a diet coke. No...just no!1
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It was time to pay and I rolled up my sleeves and said "Dishwashing time"..0
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He showed up at dinner with his weights and broke the table0
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When I tried to place my order she told me to be quiet. She then placed the order for both of us, but she got my order wrong. When I refused to eat my food she threw it across the room and called me a bad word.1
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She showed up with all her popular friends and totally ignored me0
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she wouldnt stop crying about some mean girl0
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She got too drunk and started spewing people's secrets from High School0
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She requested to sit at another table and as I moved to go with her, she said "No, no, you stay there - I'll be over here"0
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She didn’t get drunk enough and told me zero secrets from high school0
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Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »She requested to sit at another table and when I went with her, she said "No, no, you stay there"
This made me lol0
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