My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He wanted to show me all the pictures in his wallet. Who carries pictures in their wallet anymore?0
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We showed up in the same dress. Unfortunately he wore it better.2
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I wanted to play chess on her checkered dress0
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He said my knees were funny looking0
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Every time I would talk, she would cue the music like at the Academy awards when speeches go too long...1
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All he could talk about was his ex0
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She wouldn't stop laughing maniacally when I said I had the tip.1
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Her tip was bigger than mine0
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He put the tip on the table0
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She jumped up on the bar to sexy dance and her heel broke0
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she kept asking me to dance on the bar0
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She stole my Heart and my Cat!1
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He said he was Spiderman and he showed up with a Superman shirt instead.0
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She said her name wasnt really Marie and that she was from another wotld. She was also wearing a tiny foil hat..so..yeah0
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She didn't like my tiny foil hat
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She told me I'd have to pay for everything or she'd continue to hold my cat hostage0
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She said she was obsessed with cats and insisted where mine was..at that very moment.0
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She kept getting cat hair in our appetizer. Next time I'm getting my own.0
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She started humming "Amazing Grace" while chewing her hamburger.0
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He said he had to leave early to catch a Pokemon1
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She pulled a pheasant out of her purse and asked the waiter to skin it, boil it, make some dumplings.0
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She didn't like that I enjoyed the woods, she was trying to scare me.0
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She set me on fire with her hotness.3
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She answered her mom's call, told her where we were seated, and welcomed me to the family.0
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She out did me in her bikini.0
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She screamed at me to put the lotion in the basket!0
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He wore crocs.0
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Stabbed my hand with her fork for trying to steal an onion ring0
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He started throwing knifes in the ceiling0
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