We broke up because...

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  Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member

  January 2018

  Although she was impressed with my sufficient attention, she was unimpressed with my insufficient funds

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  SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member

  January 2018

  He’s too poor

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  hairqueen101 Posts: 207 Member

  January 2018

  He rubbed his stache all night

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  metsjmitchell Posts: 668 Member

  January 2018

  She seemed to be a different person every couple of days

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  Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member

  January 2018 edited January 2018

  Apparently my love was tainted because once you ran to me but now you run from me

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  liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

  January 2018

  All he wanted to do is watch the wheels on the bus go round and round

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  chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member

  January 2018

  Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »

  Apparently my love was tainted because once you ran to me but now you run from me

  
  Well, I'm sorry I dont pray that way!

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  RobDowney Posts: 2,445 Member

  January 2018

  Kept drinking all my beer

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  KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member

  January 2018

  I spent too much time running and biking.

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  chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member

  January 2018

  _barefoot_ wrote: »

  I threw out his beer !

  
  Why, Why! WHYYYY!!

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  DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member

  January 2018

  So many questions

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  liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

  January 2018

  He was always talking over me

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  KatieNicole95 Posts: 133 Member

  January 2018

  He wasn't into the leather cat suit

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  Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member

  January 2018

  She only accepted 3 of my disorders

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  liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

  January 2018

  He had too many personalities

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  Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member

  February 2018

  She kept making forts in the living room. Only ever wanted to sleep in them - I don't want to sleep alone!

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  liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

  February 2018

  She never wanted to sleep in my forts with me.

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  PrincessVamp666 Posts: 1,176 Member

  February 2018

  he spent more time in front of the mirror than me

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  February 2018

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  PrincessVamp666 Posts: 1,176 Member

  February 2018

  happimess1 wrote: »

  she would often reject my moves and say "no not right now, i am kegeling"

  Literally dying
  
  He got a better offer clearly
  
  

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  UltraVegAthlete Posts: 667 Member

  February 2018

  She couldn’t stand my puns

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  MizzBree Posts: 265 Member

  February 2018 edited February 2018

  Kept throwing away my bras. Claims they were evil...

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  liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

  February 2018

  She kept drinking all my beer

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  wryone4 Posts: 118 Member

  February 2018

  Considered Bud Light beer

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  Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member

  February 2018

  Tap shoes. Just tap shoes...

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  kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member

  February 2018

  I caught her talking to another man. It was her dad, but still...

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  quigs17832 Posts: 24 Member

  February 2018

  He refused to stop writing Martha Stewart fan fiction

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  sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member

  March 2018

  She cheated

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  March 2018

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  hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member

  March 2018

  She rearranged my alphabetized pantry. I couldn't find a damn thing and just spiraled into a 3 day panic attack.

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