My date with the person above me was going great until...
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The drugs wore off and I found out he had a micro penis.0
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Our date was amazing until she educated me on penis sizing standardization practices. I figured a healthy one is a good one but after that talk, I felt inadequate myself0
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She didn't like my offer of coming back to my house in the woods.0
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wanted to steal my soul, but I wouldn't let her this time0
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I found out he was soulless1
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We parked by the lake, and one thing led to another until she said:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?0 -
He sang meat loaf songs all night.. I just wanted to canoodle and he wanted to sing0
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she wanted to canoodle0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Well get a mani and pedi woman jesus1 -
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Do you know how many stitches it took to put me back together woman.1 -
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Geez.. I said I was sorry not my fault you bring out the animal in me0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Geez.. I said I was sorry not my fault you bring out the animal in me
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He was a bit too eager with the tongue0
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She was overwhelmed by my animal magnetism0
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Until he started quizzing me on boy band trivia.0
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It's going wonderful! I'm actually just waiting for her to come back from the restroom0
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