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My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Posts: 36,287 Member
    He ordered the geese fondue
  • Posts: 144 Member
    She farted haha.
  • Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited March 2018
    He made a big deal of my embarrassing bodily function. I ran out mortified
  • Posts: 37,259 Member
    Until the night ended and I had to drop her off.
  • Posts: 1,497 Member
    He showed up with 3 other women...
  • Posts: 37,259 Member
    He showed up with 3 other women...

    She wouldnt accept that they were just friends.
  • Posts: 4,617 Member
    The painkillers wore off...
  • Posts: 36,287 Member
    He put his feet on the table. Gross
  • Posts: 9,048 Member
    She wore assleas chaps.
  • Posts: 6,035 Member
    She wanted her steak rare... with a heart beat still. I decided to get a stake too, just in case.
  • Posts: 1,867 Member
    She carried a strange sharp wooden pole with her to the date. Plus the smell coming from the garlic garland was pretty funny.
  • Posts: 37,259 Member
    She asked me to let her walk me like a dog.
  • Posts: 6,035 Member
    He wasn't very obedient
  • Posts: 2,560 Member
    She stole my dog
  • Posts: 36,287 Member
    She saw the throne and sat down and declared herself Queen and I her lady in waiting. I wait on no one
  • Posts: 37,259 Member
    edited March 2018
    Until her father showed up. Turns out he's the head of the five families. He wasn't too fond of me and he made me an offer that I couldn't refuse.
  • Posts: 4,657 Member
    His whispered in my ear that I was his next mark. Turns out it was his version of a come-on, but I called an uber just in case.
  • Posts: 37,259 Member
    His whispered in my ear that I was his next mark. Turns out it was his version of a come-on, but I called an uber just in case.

    IDK??? I whispered in her ear that she was super smart and that I found that super hot. She look at me really weird called and Uber and left.
  • Posts: 1,230 Member
    We had an epic beard off
  • Posts: 678 Member
    he blew his nose into his hand
  • Posts: 3,777 Member
    edited March 2018
    She was ashamed of my eco paper saving goals.. and it was my sleeve, not my hand.
  • Posts: 14,898 Member
    She stole my jumper cos hers was covered in boogers
  • Posts: 3,777 Member
    She was a nice girl; even lent me her jumper. However, when she offered her pants, things got awkward.
  • Posts: 1,230 Member
    She wanted to borrow my underwear
  • Posts: 678 Member
    edited March 2018
    she spent our date money on QVC buying teddy bears and nightgowns
  • Posts: 1,230 Member
    It was nighties, and I wanted to look good for you!
  • Posts: 3,777 Member
    She was too high class for me. Wouldn't accept my QVC offering
  • Posts: 368 Member
    She tried to push her QVC on me, and I only shop at Walmart!
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  • Posts: 678 Member
    i laid down to nap and kept getting scratched by something
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