What are some questions you SHOULDN'T ask on a first date?

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  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    I'd walk to the edge of the world for you.
    Which is Antarctica. Antarctica is a wall. Holding the water from pouring over the edge.

    Are you sure it's a wall? I always pictured it like a really wide berm or curb.

    Yeah ok, it's more like a bank. There isn't so much ice left for it to look like the Wall in the North. Not sure though if it's due to global warming. I'm betting there's some sublimation involved out there outside the air dome, accelerated by the fact that we're just a tiny disk whooshing through space on 4 elephants riding on a big sleepy turtle.
    Exactly... And I like Turtles, so it must be true.

    https://youtu.be/A0XXmVts1y0
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    I'd walk to the edge of the world for you.
    Which is Antarctica. Antarctica is a wall. Holding the water from pouring over the edge.

    Are you sure it's a wall? I always pictured it like a really wide berm or curb.

    Yeah ok, it's more like a bank. There isn't so much ice left for it to look like the Wall in the North. Not sure though if it's due to global warming. I'm betting there's some sublimation involved out there outside the air dome, accelerated by the fact that we're just a tiny disk whooshing through space on 4 elephants riding on a big sleepy turtle.
    Exactly... And I like Turtles, so it must be true.

    The Great A'Tuin is pleased.
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    Have you heard the good news?
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  • SouthernMamaUnderConsruction
    SouthernMamaUnderConsruction Posts: 2,724 Member
    Can you still have babies? Oh I'd like for you to have mine * eye roll*
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Would you like to hear about an exciting opportunity that everyone is talking about?
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    What's your credit score...did someone call this already????
  • JustSomeJD
    JustSomeJD Posts: 416 Member
    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
    So, when did you last have sex ? Would you mind sharing the details, like was she prettier than me? Do you have a pic?

    *whilst waiting on the starters to arrive*

    Is “what time is it?” A legit answer to the first question?
  • amarneu
    amarneu Posts: 164 Member
    *kitten* to mouth?
  • amarneu
    amarneu Posts: 164 Member
    Damnit ... bum to mouth?
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  • JustSomeJD
    JustSomeJD Posts: 416 Member
    Will you be my DD?
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,277 Member
    Do you feel it
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  • Kerry2291
    Kerry2291 Posts: 11 Member
    So are you one of them feminist that don’t believe in looking sexy then?
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    Kerry2291 wrote: »
    So are you one of them feminist that don’t believe in looking sexy then?

    I think yes...shhhh...knot sure
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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    So how much do you know about Amway?
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  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    What time does your parole officer need you home by?
  • Xxjayxxxxx
    Xxjayxxxxx Posts: 144 Member
    Can I leave.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    What IS life anyway?
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    Yes
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
    When can I meet your mom?!
  • XxQueenMxX
    XxQueenMxX Posts: 683 Member
    Can I borrow $20 bucks?!
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Do you think Tibet will ever be free?
  • Fisah17
    Fisah17 Posts: 202 Member
    Will you marry me.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Does the waitress have a nicer butt than mine?
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