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True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • yesevedo
    yesevedo Posts: 87 Member
    ameliapond13 wrote: »
    I had sex this morning at six AM and now I can barely keep my eyes open at work.

    I confess i’ve never had sex and am deathly jealous of you.... was it good sex?
  • Johns_Dope_AF
    Johns_Dope_AF Posts: 460 Member
    I'm starving
  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    IC, you makin' me wait is drivin' me crazy!
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  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    GF gave me her head cold...not amused lol.
  • Rez_jr
    Rez_jr Posts: 37 Member
    IC, after reading taoist views about intercourse has made sex better 10 fold
  • Dinklc
    Dinklc Posts: 20 Member
    IC that I could eat donuts and Taco Bueno beef muchachos everyday for the rest of my life and be happy
  • xxerniexx
    xxerniexx Posts: 104 Member
    edited April 2018
    IC i know someone at work, i dont like, is 95% going to get fired and i dont want to warn them...
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    Rez_jr wrote: »
    IC, after reading taoist views about intercourse has made sex better 10 fold

    IC ...after reading this posts I'll be googling Taoist views....on stuff.
  • SweatsOnSunday
    SweatsOnSunday Posts: 514 Member
    @123tacos and @Rez_jr -- Siri and I aren't communicating....she keeps thinking I'm saying, "Tell who is the views on intercourse" ...
  • ssmetter
    ssmetter Posts: 286 Member
    According to Taoist, I believe I’m full Chi!
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  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    SweatsOnSunday wrote: »
    @123tacos and @Rez_jr -- Siri and I aren't communicating....she keeps thinking I'm saying, "Tell who is the views on intercourse" ...

    Siri is against pleasure and satisfaction
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Currently driving around suburbs because my home is lonely :):)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Currently driving around suburbs because my home is lonely :):)

    Hugs and cuddles :smooched:
  • kq1981
    kq1981 Posts: 1,098 Member
    edited April 2018
    Goats terrify my eldest daughter. I often send goat pics to her at random times...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I confess that my friend and I went to lunch then ended up at our go to bar and hung out there all day until midnight tonight like a couple of lushes! I did not drink alcohol however until Karaoke started at 7 and only spent $16 worth
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    kq1981 wrote: »
    Goats terrify my eldest daughter. I often send goat pics to her at random times...

    Good mama! Love this
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    sarahbums wrote: »
    i have completely and utterly *kitten*-ed up my sleep schedule and at this point i'm considering just going full-on nocturnal, because why not?

    totally in the same boat. too bad one of my jobs is during the day sheesh
  • kq1981
    kq1981 Posts: 1,098 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    kq1981 wrote: »
    Goats terrify my eldest daughter. I often send goat pics to her at random times...

    Good mama! Love this

    I think im hilarious, she unfortunately doesnt lol
  • MrSith
    MrSith Posts: 1,636 Member
    I think I'm losing my mind
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  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    IC i dont feel like working out today
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  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    123tacos wrote: »
    IC i dont feel like working out today

    I assumed I'd grow to enjoy it but it's been about two years and I still *kitten* hate it most days

    So what i heard is skip it and go grab a drink
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    123tacos wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    123tacos wrote: »
    IC i dont feel like working out today

    I assumed I'd grow to enjoy it but it's been about two years and I still *kitten* hate it most days

    So what i heard is skip it and go grab a drink

    That is exactly what I meant

    I read between the lines
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    I’ve gotten stuck inside clothes inside dressing rooms a fewish times. I panic fast and am relieved when I free myself.
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