My date with the person above me was going great until...
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His sexy underwear was a pink lacy thong0
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So ........Sexy Saturday0
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He didn't keep this landscape manicured2
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He complimented my freckles then pulled out a pen0
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He thought it was funny to make me walk around the beach with smiley faces on my cheeks... who knew I'd get tan lines from pen!0
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She took naked pics of me & showed her girlfriends (Actually I didn’t even mind that)1
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Fell in the water looking at own reflection.1
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He wanted me to call him mud. Weird.0
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She made me watch The Ring1
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His beard tickled too much1
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He brought out a ring...on our first date....which was a blind date. Yikes0
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i put the ring back in my pocket0
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He put the RUSH tape in.0
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He hummed a Justin bieber song.1
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She sang Avril Lavigne0
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I told him I was more into the Hip than Rush.0
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she set the hose on me.0
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he kept stealing sugar packets.0
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She farted at the dinner table! Ugh0
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Showed up in sweat pants and a Broncos hat! Lol0
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Kept taking selfies while driving and we almost died.
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Fixated too much on dying1
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He tried to kill me
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The zombie apocalypse hit!
She wasn't prepared, got bit, and I had to decapitate her.0 -
I caught her popping a pill in my drink1
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He calculated my entree calories for me and said "you sure you wanna eat that"1
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She kept looking at her phone & the battery was dead ...Wth was she looking at??0
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He got mad and flipped the tables when I beat him in a dance off0
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All I wanted was a nice quiet dinner. She got too hot headed when he challenged her dance skills. Next time just walk away hun... You may have served him but you lost out on a great date1
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She set fire to my hair claiming it would make me more interesting.0
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