TOM's Bad Rap

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  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    I want this on my wall.
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
    I'm procrastinating, so I decided to take a walk around Google. Found some real gems.

    http://pain-freeperiods.com/2010/12/vagina-dialogues-17-best-pet-names-for-getting-your-period/

    Best Names for Your Period:
    01. Crimson Tide
    02. Visit from Aunt Flo
    03. On the rag
    04. Trolling for Vampires
    05. Red river
    06. Big red
    07. B!tch week
    08. Moon’s blood
    09. Monthly subscription
    10. Bustin’ out the granny panties
    11. Got a bad case of the monthlies
    12. Red party at Club Menses
    13. Checking into the Red Roof Inn
    14. Shark week
    15. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
    16. Dracula’s Teabag
    17. Closed for Maintenance

    hahahaha "Shark Week" and "Trolling for Vampires" almost made ma fall out of my chair! Too funny!
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
    Also, there is apparently a period superhero!

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  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
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  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    My friend would call herself "sharkbait" in the summer. I loved "trolling for vampires" such a win. TOM is so boring. Let's mandate a creative name rule when discussing our "monthly subscription"
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Also, there is apparently a period superhero!

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    Oh my god. This needs to be a shirt.
  • Trasijocha43
    Trasijocha43 Posts: 21
    my sides are aching i`m laughing so much :)
  • Trasijocha43
    Trasijocha43 Posts: 21
    Oh by the way my husband calls it `blobbing`
  • MissTomGettingThin
    MissTomGettingThin Posts: 776 Member
    Also, there is apparently a period superhero!

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    LOL

    My mom's friend used to say she's fallen off her bike!

    Kids at school say 'on the blob' ewwwww

    I just scowl!!
  • dids01
    dids01 Posts: 93 Member
    love it have laughed my socks off
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
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  • hanna1210
    hanna1210 Posts: 286 Member
    This is just what I needed to start off my morning. Awesome!

    Reminds me of a line from No Strings Attached: "It's like a crime scene in my pants"
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
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  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I'm procrastinating, so I decided to take a walk around Google. Found some real gems.

    http://pain-freeperiods.com/2010/12/vagina-dialogues-17-best-pet-names-for-getting-your-period/

    Best Names for Your Period:
    01. Crimson Tide
    02. Visit from Aunt Flo
    03. On the rag
    04. Trolling for Vampires
    05. Red river
    06. Big red
    07. B!tch week
    08. Moon’s blood
    09. Monthly subscription
    10. Bustin’ out the granny panties
    11. Got a bad case of the monthlies
    12. Red party at Club Menses
    13. Checking into the Red Roof Inn
    14. Shark week
    15. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
    16. Dracula’s Teabag
    17. Closed for Maintenance

    hahahaha "Shark Week" and "Trolling for Vampires" almost made ma fall out of my chair! Too funny!

    AHHH! Love this. Moon's blood, kind of reminds me of little red riding hood.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    And if Susie were to breast feed it would be gone even longer!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    (Maybe that cucumber we discussed earlier would be useful now.)
    Oh, no, she didn't!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    (Maybe that cucumber we discussed earlier would be useful now.)
    Oh, no, she didn't!

    *snaps* Oh yes she did!

    Aren't you glad we're friends?!
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    OMG, what a fantastic post...i really shouldnt ahve read that sat at my desk at work, everyone thinks i have gone mental laughing at nothing!!

    Its called jam week at our house...
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
    Knock, Knock.






    Who's there?






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  • ajbeans
    ajbeans Posts: 2,857 Member
    hahahaha "the Painters." My friends and I used to say that Aunt Flo was in town.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Soon I shall surf the crimson wave, I mean I think I might even gain a pound or 2...it's not fair!
    I better go stock the fridge full of dairy and ice cream and maybe some chocolate....mmm chocolate
    Oh and chips and other salty things....
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Soon I shall surf the crimson wave, I mean I think I might even gain a pound or 2...it's not fair!
    I better go stock the fridge full of dairy and ice cream and maybe some chocolate....mmm chocolate
    Oh and chips and other salty things....

    Whatever you do, make sure you keep us posted as to what exactly is going on. Maybe a cramp? Or a craving? But seriously, if you bleed for more than a few minutes go to the doctor. It's totally unnatural.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    Soon I shall surf the crimson wave, I mean I think I might even gain a pound or 2...it's not fair!
    I better go stock the fridge full of dairy and ice cream and maybe some chocolate....mmm chocolate
    Oh and chips and other salty things....

    i ate 2 cheese slices extra due to mean old TOM.... they world is going to end... i'm off to cry and eat some chocolate to make myself feel better!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Soon I shall surf the crimson wave, I mean I think I might even gain a pound or 2...it's not fair!
    I better go stock the fridge full of dairy and ice cream and maybe some chocolate....mmm chocolate
    Oh and chips and other salty things....

    i ate 2 cheese slices extra due to mean old TOM.... they world is going to end... i'm off to cry and eat some chocolate to make myself feel better!

    It's probably too late. The world is going to end.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    i've just jumped on my scales and i've put on 20g because of the cheese slice.... someone please tell me the best way to lose this in the next 10 minutes??
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    poop!
  • kerriknox
    kerriknox Posts: 276 Member
    I'm procrastinating, so I decided to take a walk around Google. Found some real gems.

    http://pain-freeperiods.com/2010/12/vagina-dialogues-17-best-pet-names-for-getting-your-period/

    Best Names for Your Period:
    01. Crimson Tide
    02. Visit from Aunt Flo
    03. On the rag
    04. Trolling for Vampires
    05. Red river
    06. Big red
    07. B!tch week
    08. Moon’s blood
    09. Monthly subscription
    10. Bustin’ out the granny panties
    11. Got a bad case of the monthlies
    12. Red party at Club Menses
    13. Checking into the Red Roof Inn
    14. Shark week
    15. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
    16. Dracula’s Teabag
    17. Closed for Maintenance

    hahahaha "Shark Week" and "Trolling for Vampires" almost made ma fall out of my chair! Too funny!

    AHHH! Love this. Moon's blood, kind of reminds me of little red riding hood.

    lol - I lOVE trolling for Vampires!

    We used to call it 'riding the cotton pony' :-)
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    poop!

    brilliant suggestion!!!!!
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    yeah, i'm pretty smart!
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member

    We used to call it 'riding the cotton pony' :-)

    LOOOOOOOVE it!
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