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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    What color to wear for the wedding tomorrow

    All white, i dare ya!
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  • renewedlife633
    renewedlife633 Posts: 52 Member
    I really want to be walking into the gym right now. I still have 9 hours until I get off of work
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Am I expected to give money/gifts to every kid whose graduation party I attend?

    Graduating tomorrow. I prefer cash.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    edited June 2018
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Am I expected to give money/gifts to every kid whose graduation party I attend?

    right?

    we had to attend the graduation party of some kid name Skyler.

    as we were returning home, I made the comment that: Skyler seemed to be a pretty good guy.

    my wife informed me that Skyler was a girl and we had given her twenty five dollars.


    great, twenty five dollars for some kid I obviously don't even know.

  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Am I expected to give money/gifts to every kid whose graduation party I attend?

    It depends. How much do you wanna be talked about behind your back for being El Cheapo? :lol:
    PS, I say give what you can to who you want.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Am I expected to give money/gifts to every kid whose graduation party I attend?

    right?

    we had to attend the graduation party of some kid name Skyler.

    as we were returning home, I made the comment that: Skyler seemed to be a pretty good guy.

    my wife informed me that Skyler was a girl and we had given her twenty five dollars.


    great, twenty five dollars for some kid I obviously don't even know.
    The name Skyler gets an automatic 10 dollar gift reduction. Blame the parents.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Skyler would get a leftover Applebee's gift card with $11.43 on it..
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    Skyler would get a leftover Applebee's gift card with $11.43 on it..

    Just enough for breadsticks and a tip.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    NewlifeinNW wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Am I expected to give money/gifts to every kid whose graduation party I attend?

    right?

    we had to attend the graduation party of some kid name Skyler.

    as we were returning home, I made the comment that: Skyler seemed to be a pretty good guy.

    my wife informed me that Skyler was a girl and we had given her twenty five dollars.


    great, twenty five dollars for some kid I obviously don't even know.
    The name Skyler gets an automatic 10 dollar gift reduction. Blame the parents.


    some of these kids' names.....


    I once bought a Barbie doll with all the accessories for some kid named Dakota.


    I had to refinance our home to afford all of that gear, then Dakota turns out to be a 5 year old boy.


    I apologized to the parents for the confusion ( I still blame it on my son for his 5 year old inability to distinguish his classmate's gender ) but at the same time, I wanted to ask the mom: "What's wrong with naming your son Bob or Dave or Jimmy ?"
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    People:

    Not you people. Real life people.

    Respect the text response window! If I take 8 hours to respond, do not text me back right away! God, have you NO manners
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    People:

    Not you people. Real life people.

    Respect the text response window! If I take 8 hours to respond, do not text me back right away! God, have you NO manners

    In this same vein, how much do you hate apps that tell people you're online?

    Biggest *kitten* breach of privacy ever. *kitten*
  • BrokenFather
    BrokenFather Posts: 136 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    That a heavy heart, sharp tongue and an impulsive personality are a recipe for disaster.

    Sounds like a good time
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  • BrokenFather
    BrokenFather Posts: 136 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    Tag team back again.

    Oh my
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    Tag team back again.

    Check it to wreck it, let’s begin
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Am I expected to give money/gifts to every kid whose graduation party I attend?

    It depends. How much do you wanna be talked about behind your back for being El Cheapo? :lol:
    PS, I say give what you can to who you want.

    We have no less than 10 parties that I know of already. A few more that I know I will get suckered into. I wonder if Oriental Trading Company has graduation gifts :D

    this is easy.

    step one: Give them all checks for $20

    step two: accidentally forget to sign the checks
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Am I expected to give money/gifts to every kid whose graduation party I attend?

    It depends. How much do you wanna be talked about behind your back for being El Cheapo? :lol:
    PS, I say give what you can to who you want.

    We have no less than 10 parties that I know of already. A few more that I know I will get suckered into. I wonder if Oriental Trading Company has graduation gifts :D

    Probably. I've found some neat items on Oriental Trading.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    How do you get Roll Tide out of Crimson Tide?
    And whats an opossum?
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    How do you get Roll Tide out of Crimson Tide?
    And whats an opossum?

    It's when a possum does something wrong, like eat your garbage but when you see him with pizza hanging out of his mouth it's kinda cute so you go "O possum!"
    For real .. :wink:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    How do you get Roll Tide out of Crimson Tide?
    And whats an opossum?

    Same as a possum but in America. Maybe a different sub species or something but it's a grey rodent that plays dead

    Ok.. lol.. I don't think ours play dead, nasty critters except for the little sugar gliders .. they're super cute.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    How do you get Roll Tide out of Crimson Tide?
    And whats an opossum?

    It's when a possum does something wrong, like eat your garbage but when you see him with pizza hanging out of his mouth it's kinda cute so you go "O possum!"
    For real .. :wink:

    :laugh: you've really made me laugh today.. thanks :*
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    This long day
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    How do you get Roll Tide out of Crimson Tide?
    And whats an opossum?

    "Roll" is the action verb.

    Football teams do well with action verbs.

    The tide will roll up on the beach and a football team needs to roll up on it's opponents.


    *disclaimer: Alabama is in the Deep South and I won't pretend to know exactly how they think down there. Therefore, I could be completely wrong about this.

    also...


    Alabama's main in-state rival is Auburn University.

    Auburn has: "Tigers, War Eagle & Plainsmen" as their names. They should just simplify the whole thing and call themselves "The Schizophrenics".


    again, it's The South; you try to figure it out.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Sugar Gliders sound like an appetizer off a Chili's or Outback Steakhouse menu..
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Those mystery rattles that suddenly pop up in your car. The ones that have you banging on every available surface trying to get it to ...just...stop. Then you never hear it again.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    How do you get Roll Tide out of Crimson Tide?
    And whats an opossum?

    ETA
    I lied
    hj27v5njvavj.jpeg

    Holy *kitten* .. :o

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