How do I get a woman to be my friend

itwentthere
itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
edited November 27 in Chit-Chat
I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?
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  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    I need some more info. How's your body hair looking at the moment?

    I don’t really grow a lot of body hair. People accuse me of shaving my arms and legs
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Friends don't have ulterior motives of wanting to date. If you meet a woman that has similar interests as you, then you can bond over them and have fun but please don't pretend to want to be a woman's friend when your main intention is to date her. That is annoying.

    Will you be my friend?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    A mailing address in Texas can't hurt.
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    You need an aol email account.
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    A mailing address in Texas can't hurt.

    Where did this texas thing start? And who started it? :D
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    A mailing address in Texas can't hurt.

    Where did this texas thing start? And who started it? :D

    Texas
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Friends don't have ulterior motives of wanting to date. If you meet a woman that has similar interests as you, then you can bond over them and have fun but please don't pretend to want to be a woman's friend when your main intention is to date her. That is annoying.

    Will you be my friend?

    No.

    It doesn't matter how chubby or skinny or what type of car someone drives. I am friends with all types of people with different looks and income levels.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Friends don't have ulterior motives of wanting to date. If you meet a woman that has similar interests as you, then you can bond over them and have fun but please don't pretend to want to be a woman's friend when your main intention is to date her. That is annoying.

    Will you be my friend?

    No.

    It doesn't matter how chubby or skinny or what type of car someone drives. I am friends with all types of people with different looks and income levels.

    But you said no :disappointed:
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    ^Yep.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    ^Yep.

    Rude
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    A mailing address in Texas can't hurt.

    Where did this texas thing start? And who started it? :D

    Texans
  • alaynavee
    alaynavee Posts: 148 Member
    I'll be your friend, I need someone to watch my mean, chubby Jack Russell. But I don't return the favour, so don't ask.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    alaynavee wrote: »
    I'll be your friend, I need someone to watch my mean, chubby Jack Russell. But I don't return the favour, so don't ask.

    I’ve got two dogs laying in bed with me right now, a third won’t hurt
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    What kind of baggage do you have?

    Emotional, mental and the type that goes along with that.
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    I need some more info. How's your body hair looking at the moment?

    This is my favorite comment ever
  • 100_PROOF_
    100_PROOF_ Posts: 1,168 Member
    Women might want to be your friend if you offer to mow their lawns and pick up their clothes from the dryer cleaner.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    What kind of baggage do you have?

    Tumi
  • alaynavee
    alaynavee Posts: 148 Member
    Chubby mediocrity with a side of mean usually usually stems from repressed anger - you should get help for that.

    You're welcome.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    alaynavee wrote: »
    Chubby mediocrity with a side of mean usually usually stems from repressed anger - you should get help for that.

    You're welcome.

    I’ve let it all out
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I'll be your friend..
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    A-ha! You need the MC Hammer pants!

    That's gotta be it right there.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I'll be your friend..

    Won’t you be my neighbor?
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    A-ha! You need the MC Hammer pants!

    That's gotta be it right there.

    That’s too seductive
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I'll be your friend..

    Won’t you be my neighbor?

    I'll take you to a strip club, stalk you annnnd be your neighbour, how's that .. Deal?
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?

    Friendly type
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I'll be your friend..

    Won’t you be my neighbor?

    I'll take you to a strip club, stalk you annnnd be your neighbour, how's that .. Deal?

    All good except the strip club
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    k8eekins wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    I’m mean and chubby and have a mediocre job, what else do I need?

    What type of woman are you seeking, as a potential friend?

    Friendly type

    Define friendly :mrgreen:
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