Breeds of disgusting co-workers

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  • nays1983
    nays1983 Posts: 63 Member
    Mr and Mrs I have been in the Industry thirty years..... so i know everything!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    Ms thanks for the idea so I can take the credit for it.
    OMG!!! We must work in the same place for the same people!!!
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    Ms. I'm gonna leave my sanitary napkin floating in the toilet for someone else to see my nastiness.

    That is disgusting!
  • 99clmsntgr
    99clmsntgr Posts: 777 Member
    Mr. or Mrs. "I weigh 300 pounds but have more cookies and candy in my office than Slugworth and Wonka combined"

    and

    Mr. "I don't *think* I peed on my hands, so I'm not going to wash them"
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    Mr. or Mrs. "I need off for a fly bite or my uncle's...cousin's...aunt's...sister's...who havent seen in 34 years is sick."
  • Bubdog1
    Bubdog1 Posts: 72
    Ms. "I'm going to watch everything you do so I can criticize it."
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    Mr. or Mrs. "I weigh 300 pounds but have more cookies and candy in my office than Slugworth and Wonka combined"

    But I don't eat much so I don't understand why I can't lose weight
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    Mrs. "I leave **** stains on the toliet bowl"


    And I know it's a Mrs...I only work with women....


    ****This drives me f*uckin insane!!!!*******
  • JigglyHuffRunner
    JigglyHuffRunner Posts: 13
    "mr or mrs year long seasonal allergies"

    :laugh: That is TOTALLY me - just be glad it's not you.

    Not complaining, but it's hard to be allergic to everything - not much I can do about it. Just be glad that YOU can breathe!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Ms. I don't like to use my inside voice when I'm at my desk on the phone

    Ms. No one else will mind if I put my conference call on speaker
  • Pidders89
    Pidders89 Posts: 1,169 Member
    Mr or Mrs the company wouldn't last without me so i poke my nose into your business too (it could last quite easy with them!")
  • laurad1406
    laurad1406 Posts: 341
    mr I'm going to clip my fingernails at my desk.
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    mr or mrs oh I ate there last week and was SO SICK FOR TWO weeks, and I'm gonna tell you all about it.
    While your trying to eat it.
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    mr I'm going to clip my fingernails at my desk.

    everyday at 3pm this happens.
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    Mr and Mrs I'm on the computer all day on Myfitnesspal. LOL:laugh:
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    Ms. I don't like to use my inside voice when I'm at my desk on the phone

    Ms. No one else will mind if I put my conference call on speaker

    I know her:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    mr. or mrs. 'i'm going to stroll into work an hour late, sit around and eat breakfast like i got here on time, and then complain about the lack of adequate time to finish my paperwork'
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    Mr and Mrs I'm on the computer all day on Myfitnesspal. LOL:laugh:

    OMG!! I am her!!!!!:tongue:
  • Pidders89
    Pidders89 Posts: 1,169 Member
    Mr. or Mrs. I like to hum or whistle while I am doing "little" tasks...
    The coworker that is not really listening to you. They are just waiting for you to take a breath or pause, so they can interject their story.

    haha got one of both.

    how about mrs. too good to be an office secretary, acts like she runs the place
    I know her:laugh:

    Mine is slightly similar- Mrs ive been promoted from secretary and because you have been brought in to be the new one i am better than you and can look down my nose at you!
  • Pidders89
    Pidders89 Posts: 1,169 Member
    Mr and Mrs I'm on the computer all day on Myfitnesspal. LOL:laugh:

    LMAO that made me chuckle!
  • chelseajillian5
    chelseajillian5 Posts: 87
    Mrs. Gossip about everything and everyone
    AGREED!!!!!!!!


    Also the Mrs. In your buisness and everybody elses buisness.
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    Mr and Mrs I'm on the computer all day on Myfitnesspal. LOL:laugh:

    OMG!! I am her!!!!!:tongue:

    haha, that's me too (but nobody knows it lol)
  • pope369
    pope369 Posts: 159 Member
    Mr. ""It's not my fault" . . . ever (even when it clearly is)!

    or

    Mr. "Nobody told me that" . . . . (even when I have an email trail proving I did tell you).

    (p.s. - this is the same guy)
  • MindyLynn77
    MindyLynn77 Posts: 126
    Mr. or Mrs. "I weigh 300 pounds but have more cookies and candy in my office than Slugworth and Wonka combined"

    and

    Mr. "I don't *think* I peed on my hands, so I'm not going to wash them"

    ROFL!!! I have one of those... everyday shes on a "diet" cuz shes "ohhhh so fat" and wants to eat healthy like me.... then eats fast food for lunch every to TORTURE me!!!
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    Mrs. Takes a smoke break every hour and brings back a cloud of smoke with her. Then complains when others take a break!
  • Gennawest
    Gennawest Posts: 171
    Ms. I don't like to use my inside voice when I'm at my desk on the phone

    Ms. No one else will mind if I put my conference call on speaker


    perfect.
  • ansonrinesmith
    ansonrinesmith Posts: 741 Member
    Mr. I passed a test and got some piece of paper so I clearly know more than you.
  • VeganGal84
    VeganGal84 Posts: 938 Member
    Mrs. "Know what I mean?"
  • Gennawest
    Gennawest Posts: 171
    mrs. and mr. Oh a cookie is not going to kill you. You are losing too much weight anyways.....
  • msbeavert
    msbeavert Posts: 75
    Mrs I can't eat a salad quietly to save my life so I'll chase everyone out of the kitchen with my mouth noises.

    and my favorite when you're telling a personal story....

    Mrs "oh I have a cousin/brother/sister/aunt/uncle/etc who did the same thing one time......" (NO MATTER WHAT OR HOW TRAGIC IT IS!!!!)

    I'm really starting to think we all work in the same building....LOL
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