Breeds of disgusting co-workers

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  • MindyLynn77
    MindyLynn77 Posts: 126
    Mr and Mrs I'm on the computer all day on Myfitnesspal. LOL:laugh:

    ROFL .... that is AWESOME!!! Im THAT girl :laugh: :drinker:
  • cNhobbes
    cNhobbes Posts: 235 Member
    mr. or ms. clip my fingernails in my cubicle so everyone can hear
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Ms. know it all and have to impose my way on EVERYONE in the office.

    Ms. little effing angry troll that needs to get laid because she is a hormonal-raging-single-cat-lady *kitten*!
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    Mr or mrs always hungover
  • msbeavert
    msbeavert Posts: 75
    Mr. I passed a test and got some piece of paper so I clearly know more than you.


    OMG when I first started where I am now my new stupidvisor sat me down and said to me "Well since you didn't finish college and you don't have a degree you're not going to go very far here". I've never wanted to smack someone so much in my life! But instead I politely said "I guess your degree didn't include any basic human interaction skills". *smh*
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    Mr or mrs always hungover
    This is another attribute of our Mrs. Smoke break every hour!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Mr. or Mrs. I see you are setting up for lunch/fruit/bagels so I'm going to stand at the sink with my coffee and 12 friends and discuss random *kitten* and not offer to help but I will graze from what you are setting up while I wait for you to finish.

    Mr. or Mrs. You are the receptionist can you call the baby sitter for me and tell them ...

    Mr. or Mrs. You are the receptionist aka my personal slave


    *I love my job, I love my job, I love my job....I need my job, I need my job, I need my job*
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member

    Ms. little effing angry troll that needs to get laid because she is a hormonal-raging-single-cat-lady *kitten*!

    WOW!
  • TheMrsBee
    TheMrsBee Posts: 226 Member
    Mr or Mrs "Im gonna come and go as I please cuz my Mom is the boss and I wont get written up or fired" LOL

    omg my parents are the boss and we (my brother and sister and I) DO NOT GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING!!!
  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
    mrs. one upper

    mrs. I'm too busy so I will give you all my b**ch work.

    mrs. stays at work while she has whopping cough

    ^ all of these are the same person


    mr. "and everything like that" (after EVERYTHING he says)

    mr. everyone else is below me so I must talk down to them

    mr. stands by my desk awkwardly until I acknowledge his presence

    ^ all of these are the same person

    FML.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member

    Ms. little effing angry troll that needs to get laid because she is a hormonal-raging-single-cat-lady *kitten*!

    WOW!

    exactly..... That is exactly what I say when I see some of the crap she pulls. "WOW"
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member

    mr. "and everything like that" (after EVERYTHING he says)

    I know Mr. "and everything like that" and everything like that:laugh:
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
    Mr or Ms farts at the copy machine/fax machine and walks away....... :mad:

    :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :sad:
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member

    Ms. little effing angry troll that needs to get laid because she is a hormonal-raging-single-cat-lady *kitten*!

    WOW!

    exactly..... That is exactly what I say when I see some of the crap she pulls. "WOW"
    It's funny, I think I work with her too
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member

    mrs. stays at work while she has whopping cough


    This ALSO drives me insane....take the time off.

    Because you are going to feel my rage if I get sick.....
  • 99clmsntgr
    99clmsntgr Posts: 777 Member
    Oh, and one that I am personally guilty of (at least I recognize I need to change...maybe....nah....F### that...)

    Mr. Cusses like a drunken sailor
  • chelseajillian5
    chelseajillian5 Posts: 87
    Ms. know it all and have to impose my way on EVERYONE in the office.

    Ms. little effing angry troll that needs to get laid because she is a hormonal-raging-single-cat-lady *kitten*!
    ^^^^^ Classsic...hahahahha :laugh:
  • msbeavert
    msbeavert Posts: 75
    Oh and how can I possibly forget...

    Mrs I know you're trying really hard to lose weight and you're doing a really great job but since I'm morbidly obese I'm going to bring in donuts and/or other junk at least three days a week and rub it in your face. :explode:
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
    Mrs. I am the manager, hear me roar/ Mrs. I hired you so you must bow down to me/ Mrs. I like to lie to save face, but blame others when my gossiping backfires {same person, bi=polar women}
  • gritgirl
    gritgirl Posts: 95 Member
    Ms. I've never had a weight problem in my life and don't touch candy but I'll put a bucketload of it in bowls on my desk that is right in the middle of the floor so you can fail at your attempts to not eat candy

    Mr. I'm protected by the director so I can be a real schmuck and you can't do anything about it

    Mr. I'll tell you a stupid joke every chance I get and waste all your time and never do any of my work but somehow I still get promoted
  • chelseajillian5
    chelseajillian5 Posts: 87
    Oh, and one that I am personally guilty of (at least I recognize I need to change...maybe....nah....F### that...)

    Mr. Cusses like a drunken sailor

    i do it too...oopppsss..
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Mr. or Mrs. I will comment on what's on your screen every time I walk past your desk.

    We must work in the same place:laugh:


    I had one of those Mr.'s and I told hi m"you don't sign my checks, so please move on..."


    Ms. I talk on my phone ALL day long on personal calls, and sometimes one phone isn't enough, so I must talk on both my desk phone AND my cell phone at the SAME time!
  • SamiSamiBoBlammy
    SamiSamiBoBlammy Posts: 868 Member
    Mrs. fake migraine headache once a week when she doesn't want to be here.

    ps, I really do feel sorry for people who suffer migraines - but I also really believe you can't laugh and giggle and talk loud *while your suffering* with your migraine. Wearing sunglasses in the office and asking people to turn the lights down isn't very convincing when you're talking over everyone...
  • Punkedpoetess
    Punkedpoetess Posts: 633 Member
    Mrs. Negative Nancy who is never happy with anything, so let's complain to whomever will listen about my life, other people, and my job!
  • SunshineKisses_2012
    SunshineKisses_2012 Posts: 471 Member
    Mr. Everything I do and have is better than anything anyone could ever have....EVER

    I have to separate myself from this individual on bad/moody days.
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    Ms "I'm the cute ditsy one in the office"

    Ms "I go for a cigarette break and when I come back, I'm going to make you feel nauseous because I smell like an old ashtray. I will repeat this at least a dozen times each day"

    Ms "Because you are the partner of one of the publishing director, and I am jealous of you, I'm going to stir up as much trouble for you as possible."

    Ms "Despite the fact that I feign illness every Friday afternoon so I can leave at lunchtime to spend time with my useless boyfriend in the pub, I will attempt to make a formal complaint that you are taking a morning of holiday leave to go and see Harry Potter."

    Ms "Because I am the most useless person alive, I am going to f**k around all day on Facebook and IM, plus send text messages to my friends - without the key clicks turned off - and then I am going to make phone calls to as many people as possible and discuss last night's TV SO LOUDLY THAT YOU CANNOT HEAR YOURSELF THINK, MUCH LESS DO YOUR OWN JOB. This is also because I hate you."

    Ms "I am going to alter your files on the server to get you into trouble but I shall deny it was me, even when confronted with irrefutable evidence of my deeds."

    Ms "I'm actually 36 but you'd never guess it would you because I dress and behave like a 14 year old skate kid."


    All the same person. The fact that I stuck that job for seven months without once resorting to physical violence proves how heroic I am! :laugh:

    And...

    Mr "I may be your partner but at work I have to be twice as tough on you to prove I'm not showing favouritism. Besides, you're her manager - sort her out."

    Mr "I own the company and I like her so I am not taking your complaints seriously. Besides you scare me, and that makes me treat you like an idiot. Do *try* to be a compliant little woman."
  • Temporalia
    Temporalia Posts: 1,151 Member
    Mr. and Mrs. instant paranoia ("make sure the boss knows that I wasn't aware, I wouldn't want her to think i'm not doing my job!!" when she is not aware but was updated on whatever is happening for future purposes.

    Mr. and Mrs. can't sleep at night so I sleep all day and do nothing
  • Lunachic77
    Lunachic77 Posts: 434 Member
    Mr. or Mrs. SPace Invader...always coming into your cubicle uninvited and getting as close to you as they can
  • VeganInTraining
    VeganInTraining Posts: 1,319 Member
    Mr. no matter what I am doing there is a better way to do it even if he has never done it before and doesn't even know what piece of gear I am working on UGH
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    ms i will snag a bite of your food without asking permission while youre eating!

    P.S. i have told this person if you do that one more time YOU WILL DRAW BACK A NUB!
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