Rules for Being My Friend (that May or May Not be Unreasonable)

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  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Must like The Golden Girls

    no wonder we are friends :)
  • sugaraddict4321
    sugaraddict4321 Posts: 15,708 MFP Moderator
    You can't object to me eating sugar with a spoon from the sugar bowl. Or eating raw cookie dough. All of it. :tongue:
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    If you delete me from your friend list odds are I think you're an a-hole.....if I delete you from my friend list odds are I think you're a-hole.....

    Damn, people just can't win with you :laugh:

    :) if you take anything I say seriously on this forum besides the occasional fitness post, you can't be my friend xoxo
  • epr3996
    epr3996 Posts: 2,719 Member
    You can not stare at my Moobs!
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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
    No whining noises
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    No whining noises

    Yes but what about winning noises?
  • ArmyMedic23PFA
    ArmyMedic23PFA Posts: 726 Member
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Undies are mandatory

    any type though? does that matter??

    Undies are so overrated !!!
  • PWRLFTR1
    PWRLFTR1 Posts: 324 Member
    Accept that you come after my dog and the gym.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    If you're not going to send me noodz... what's the point, really?

    *drops trou and repositions the bowtie*
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    • Like beer
    • Like to provide beer
    • Like to go outdoors and drink beer
    • like to go outdoors, provide, and drinking beer
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    If you're not going to send me noodz... what's the point, really?

    *drops trou and repositions the bowtie*

    Great, now if only the rest of my FL gets on board... I won't have to make anymore cuts!
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    • Like beer
    • Like to provide beer
    • Like to go outdoors and drink beer
    • like to go outdoors, provide, and drinking beer

    Why are we not yet friends Mr. Chael?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    • Like beer
    • Like to provide beer
    • Like to go outdoors and drink beer
    • like to go outdoors, provide, and drinking beer

    Drink beer with bears completely bare outside.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    • Like beer
    • Like to provide beer
    • Like to go outdoors and drink beer
    • like to go outdoors, provide, and drinking beer

    Drink beer with bears completely bare outside.

    How much beer would a naked bear drink if a naked bear could drink beer?



    *I can tell you that this would get some very different responses from my theatre friends.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    • Like beer
    • Like to provide beer
    • Like to go outdoors and drink beer
    • like to go outdoors, provide, and drinking beer

    Drink beer with bears completely bare outside.

    How much beer would a naked bear drink if a naked bear could drink beer?



    *I can tell you that this would get some very different responses from my theatre friends.

    is it a black bear or a Polar bear?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    • Like beer
    • Like to provide beer
    • Like to go outdoors and drink beer
    • like to go outdoors, provide, and drinking beer

    Drink beer with bears completely bare outside.

    How much beer would a naked bear drink if a naked bear could drink beer?



    *I can tell you that this would get some very different responses from my theatre friends.

    is it a black bear or a Polar bear?

    That's racist.
  • debrakgoogins
    debrakgoogins Posts: 2,034 Member
    Bry_Fitness70 wrote: »
    Unless we are in a hurricane, tsunami, hail storm, or some other bizarre weather incident, or unless the temperature is above 100 f or below 0 f, do not complain about the weather to me (especially if you don't work outside and sit in an office all day.)

    We can't be friends. I work in an office that has two temperatures, hypothermia and the seventh level of hell. I am also a woman of a certain age that goes from 98.6 to 103 in six seconds. Do I get a hall pass because these are not weather related?
  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
    Must be willing to pose in red satin pajamas, on a red velvet settee, underneath a black velvet elvis portrait with a jaguar.

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