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mustacheU2Lift
mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Unspoken rules
Are you serious moments!?
She did what/rumors
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Did you really just heat up your fish in the work room microwave!? Now everything stinks.
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
    do the goldfish taste better when you swirl them until they are gone?
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    Did you really not flush that toilet when you bled all in it?
  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Did you really just have your husband drop you off and your boyfriend pick you up in the same day?

    Relationship goals.
  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    Did you really just crop dust passed my desk?!

    Can't really help it. On a diet. All those veggies and protein shakes. The fat gets released as gas.
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Pour_Decisions wrote: »
    Did you really not flush that toilet when you bled all in it?

    oh geeze, unread! unread!

    Oh trust me, I wish I could unsee. Some of these young ladies in this office are slobs!
  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
    Did you really think natural/essential oil deoderant was going to cover up the fact that you didn't bathe this morning?


    Do you think that kind of deodorant covers up anything at all on any day?


    Do you even wear deodorant?

    Inquiring minds want to know. As in everybody.
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  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    Speaker phone conference call in a cubicle, really? Do you think you're the only one who works here?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    90 minute lunch AND smoke breaks every hour?

    Do you work in my office? That shiznit gets so old.
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  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    Maybe learn to not mutter under your breath. Either say it to the person's face or shut up.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    it isn't necessary to lean over my food when im eating my lunch on break at my desk and say "oooooh what are you eating today".

    getting your old lady coffee breath all over my food and me.

    and no i don't care what so-and-so said about anything on your facebook mommy group either that's why i always just say "wow that's crazy"
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Is it really a good time to chit chat? Cause I dont know about you...but i have actual work to do
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    FlufferCommandant wrote: »
    it isn't necessary to lean over my food when im eating my lunch on break at my desk and say "oooooh what are you eating today".

    getting your old lady coffee breath all over my food and me.

    and no i don't care what so-and-so said about anything on your facebook mommy group either that's why i always just say "wow that's crazy"

    This makes me feel old and insecure :s:#
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Is it necessary i know all the medications youre on? I really rather not know.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Why did you bring your hawk to work?
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    If you're going to have an affair, maybe don't leave the condoms and personal diary in your desk. For that matter, don't walk around with each other giggling like school mates :|
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
    MonkeyMel21 wrote: »
    If you're going to have an affair, maybe don't leave the condoms and personal diary in your desk. For that matter, don't walk around with each other giggling like school mates :|

    oooo, do share an entry please?
  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Is it really a good time to chit chat? Cause I dont know about you...but i have actual work to do

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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Why did you bring your hawk to work?

    :D what?
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    You changed my computer set up and “organised” my workspace after one week of employment here? You continue to do so whenever I’m not in work so that I go through the same thing every Monday? You have one year’s experience in this field and have been disrepectful to peers that even I respect and listen to( goodness knows they’re aren’t many of them) and leave so many issues for me to resolve every week .... sweetie, good luck on your road ahead. I think you may need it.
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