Stupid Advice That Everyone Gives

IHaveMyActTogether
IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
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Share the pat answers to questions that people give ad nauseum that is not applicable many of the times.
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  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
    Scenario: Every relationship problem that someone brings up


    Pat Answer: Communicate.


    Reason why this answer is stupid: If a wife asks a man what he thinks of her and he says, well, she's a nagging *kitten*, it will likely make her *kitten* iness worse.
  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
    Boba_14626 wrote: »
    Girls like nice guys.

    I like nice guys.
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    Calm down
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Hold your head up

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Just sleep on it, it will all feel better in the morning.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    IHaveMyActTogether wrote: »
    I'll start:

    Scenario: Wendy lost weight. Suzy keeps bringing cupcakes to the office. Wendy perceives it as sabotge. Wendy complains on annonymous message board.

    Pat Answer: Tell HR.

    Reason why this answer is stupid: Wendy wants a promotion. HR isn't going to think of her as leadership potential if she can't handle petty grievances with one coworker.

    I would be the worst (or maybe the best ) HR manager ever, because I would only have three answers to any given issue:

    1. No.

    2. Buck up and stop acting like a crybaby.

    3. Rub some dirt on it.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    get over it

    Best answer in the history of answers.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    It is what it is.
  • kds10
    kds10 Posts: 452 Member
    Live life to the fullest; live like it is your last day on earth, etc.

    Who does this...most of us assume a week/year, etc. from now we will still be here and just live our day to day routine lives.
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    Push through the pain
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  • kds10
    kds10 Posts: 452 Member
    Treat people like you want to be treated

    Yeah does not always work...sometimes people need to be called out on their *kitten* to make them realize.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Turn your head and cough.
  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
    kds10 wrote: »
    Live life to the fullest; live like it is your last day on earth, etc.

    Who does this...most of us assume a week/year, etc. from now we will still be here and just live our day to day routine lives.

    Who is going to bother doing dishes?
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
    someone else has it worse

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