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Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker
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If her gif game is weak.0
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »If he is crass and/or inappropriate, especially around children or at family functions.
This explains SO much!
Those children are forever traumatized cuz you just can't handle yourself... 😳
Seriously though, time and a place.1 -
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Cheating, lying in general ...2
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Don’t tickle me, all four limbs will start swinging for your delicates2
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I can turn my tickleishness off and on at will2
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caco_ethes wrote: »Don’t tickle me, all four limbs will start swinging for your delicates
Me.Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I can turn my tickleishness off and on at will
Girl is you a superhero?
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kindalikevelma wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Don’t tickle me, all four limbs will start swinging for your delicates
Me.Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I can turn my tickleishness off and on at will
Girl is you a superhero?
Thats a super power for sure.
One time i was held down by three neighbor kids while a fourth tickled me and i have never felt so much blind panic in my life
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caco_ethes wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Don’t tickle me, all four limbs will start swinging for your delicates
Me.Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I can turn my tickleishness off and on at will
Girl is you a superhero?
Thats a super power for sure.
One time i was held down by three neighbor kids while a fourth tickled me and i have never felt so much blind panic in my life
I’m panicking just reading this.
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caco_ethes wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Don’t tickle me, all four limbs will start swinging for your delicates
Me.Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I can turn my tickleishness off and on at will
Girl is you a superhero?
Thats a super power for sure.
One time i was held down by three neighbor kids while a fourth tickled me and i have never felt so much blind panic in my life
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I can turn my tickleishness off and on at will
Girl is you a superhero?
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Yes I am.7 -
caco_ethes wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Don’t tickle me, all four limbs will start swinging for your delicates
Me.Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I can turn my tickleishness off and on at will
Girl is you a superhero?
Thats a super power for sure.
One time i was held down by three neighbor kids while a fourth tickled me and i have never felt so much blind panic in my life
My (childless) aunt used to tickle me until I almost puked. In hindsight, I probably should have, might have stopped her. Anyway, I learned not to be ticklish.1 -
not considerate of others
frivolous standards
does not like puppies or kitties1 -
She Has A Low Libido9
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When my gf's husband calls me all upset.....right then and there its time to move on to her sister.....18
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This may become one for me, but we’ll see. The only rule: he will not even think about/ask to touch any body part except my back, and he will only use his hands-none of the R-rated or gross discipline-based methods-for a skin-to-clothes (at first, but we’d evolve until comfortable showing skin-to-skin union) gentle relief-fest. I have a bad back, and a good (fairly platonic only, please) gentle back tickle-rub is the only non-medicine thing that quiets the nerves and eases the muscles. I know it sounds gross and woo-worthy, but that's how my broken body operates!CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Won’t tickle me, we can’t date.1 -
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Drinks milk.3
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Drinks milk.
Plans tonight??0 -
If he’s a sink pee-er.
I did not know this is a thing until recently.
It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.9 -
kindalikevelma wrote: »If he’s a sink pee-er.
I did not know this is a thing until recently.
It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.
Aaaw...hugs.0 -
kindalikevelma wrote: »If he’s a sink pee-er.
I did not know this is a thing until recently.
It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.
What 🤷🏽♂️....
No, I'm kidding... That's f'n disgusting, and I can't even lol lol2 -
100% Deal Breakers:
1. Toothpick penis
2. Low libido. If your not into at least daily...Bye. Twice a day would be better.
3. Yes men. "Baby what would you like to eat." Him: "Whatever you Like." Nope.
4. The inability to hold an intellectual conversation.
5. Liars, abusers, lazy men, blah, blah, blah...
Let's get back to the good stuff;
6. Clean face (some men can pull this off). But seriously, grow a beard.
7. Men that can't be serious for 5 minutes. Every 2nd sentence is a joke.
8. Wimp in bed. Neverending vanilla sex.
9. Men that NEVER hold themselves accountable for their actions. "The devil made me do it."
10. Men who can't/won't/don't know how to commit to one woman.
11. Quiet lover. "Oh you're finished."5 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »If he’s a sink pee-er.
I did not know this is a thing until recently.
It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.
What 🤷🏽♂️....
No, I'm kidding... That's f'n disgusting, and I can't even lol lol
tbh I've done that a time or two just because i wanna see the look on their faces once i tell them about it2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »If he’s a sink pee-er.
I did not know this is a thing until recently.
It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.
What 🤷🏽♂️....
No, I'm kidding... That's f'n disgusting, and I can't even lol lol
tbh I've done that a time or two just because i wanna see the look on their faces once i tell them about it
You've never considered just saying that you did to get the same effect...3
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