We broke up because...
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We never did, he's neverrr leaving bwahahaha.. (imagine the movie Misery)😂0
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I found out why she is called "peg"1
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He wouldn’t take his sunglasses off0
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She kept wanting to take off my sunglasses0
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He bit me🐶0
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corkygates wrote: »He bit me🐶
Peed on my floor0 -
I’m an idiot lol0
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She wouldn't dress like a German barmaid0
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theresa120 wrote: »I’m an idiot lol
Say whaaaa?She wouldn't dress like a German barmaid
C'mon...was this ever going to really happen?0 -
george5911 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »I’m an idiot lol
Say whaaaa?
I mean, I would have to be, right? 😉
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Nah. Just tired of my foolishness would work 😊1
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I Found Out Her Real Name Was George😑🤪😜🤪0
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He wouldn't wear anything but tanktops0
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He Was Jealous Of My Tank-Tops😆0
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I caught him wearing my clothes0
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She Complained My Libido Was To High 🔥1
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It wasn't only his libido that was high0
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he was more interested in men1
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She often complained that I ate like a bird. Always perched on a tree eating worms...0
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he was a weirdo0
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She was a normal...1
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suspicious0
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Friendship broke up cause I wasn't a good gym bro.0
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Was uncivilized!
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Because she was too civilized1
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Too many redundancies.0
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Because he couldn’t stop playing Guitar!0
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Because She Wouldn’t Shave My Head
Every Other Day😄1 -
I didn’t want to cut you!
Wouldn’t pay half of the bill!0 -
Wouldn’t Let Me Pay The Full Bill 💵0
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