We broke up because...
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he has too many hang-ups0
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I was deleted when she updated her phone...0
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he has a flip phone0
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Our contract expired and neither of us wanted to renew...0
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he wouldn't take care of his own bills0
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She kept turning in the heat!0
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She wore HD glasses and I was only standard definition...0
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He couldn't color inside the lines0
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We got issues. I don't wanna talk about it lol0
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We do......but it sure was fun while it lasted!!0
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I read all of the issues, but the storyline didn't make sense.0
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He serenaded me with nothing but “Sweet Caroline” over, and over, and over...0
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...but...you sang 'bomp bomp bomp' every time! I thought you loved it!
She said she was over Neil Diamond.1 -
anytime i make a request he only sang Mmm bop by Hanson.0
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They were only interested in each other0
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I didn’t want to breakup, but she ate my last slice of cake.
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She kept wearing my clothes....0
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she wore all of my clothes after i hid hers
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He kept getting mad that I kept taking his sweaters0
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She Wore Nothing But Turtleneck Sweaters0
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THEY LOOKED FABULOUS
He didn’t like my turtlenecks!0 -
I Couldn’t Kiss Her Neck
Because Of Those Kitten Turtlenecks 😆0 -
He looked better in my high heels0
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She didn't like my dorky personality while under the influence of caffeine 😝0
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He was constantly stealing my coffee1
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She talks in her sleep (according to the guy she was having an affair with)...1
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Because he thinks I would cheat on him~0
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Because She Cheated On Me😢0
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He cheated at Scrabble0
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She didn't enjoy my, dare I say, fantastic puns!0
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