My date with the person above me was going great until...

She took me to the Hotel California....its such a lovely place but I heard you can never leave

During dinner she kept singing "Already Gone" by the Eagles.

she told me it was over

She told me she didn't like my leopard heels. I raged

Until I Told Her I Never Tried A Ketchip😆

Until he had the cameramen come out and told me he was with Dateline and this was a sting

Until he was carted off in handcuffs and I was stuck with the bill

He forgot that TEQUILA IS NOT MY FRIEND! And I didn't remember the rest of the night after that.

I realized he was taking me to Denny's and I'm and IHOP girl.

I died