We broke up because...
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Slammed the door then nailed the door shut!
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Every Door In The House She Closed
She Would Slam Shut ..Drove Me Nuts😑0 -
He was obsessed with Onyx.0
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He never quit serenading me0
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She saw a blue/black dress while I saw it gold...0
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He was always quoting Jerry Seinfeld. I grew weary of this0
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She got tired too easily0
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She was anti-nap.0
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He was asleep at the wheel0
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She wasn’t enough of a challenge for me 😏0
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I caught her sending Pics to my 22 yo son!0
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His son was sending pictures to me!0
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He couldn’t pour a beer properly0
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Irreconcilable similarities.1
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theresa120 wrote: »He couldn’t pour a beer properly
Woah. Woah. I have a reputation to uphold! You take that back!1 -
AliNouveau wrote: »Irreconcilable similarities.
She was on another level. I couldn't hang.0 -
He was weak0
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She kept showing me her miscles0
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she said my hands were too rough0
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She never used lotion0
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She thought she was a better kisser0
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She couldn’t kiss0
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She was a quitter0
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She was a winner0
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She made me do a loser dance every time she won.0
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He was too good at the loser dance0
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I thought she said I had moves like Jagger, but instead she said my moves make her gag.0
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his only movements were of the bowel variety1
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She liked the club manager better than me0
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