We broke up because...
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dirty_water_ wrote: »She liked the club manager better than me
Aww, never!1 -
She refused to cheer for the Leafs0
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AliNouveau wrote: »She refused to cheer for the Leafs
She cheered for the Leafs...<sob>1 -
That thing he wouldnt do..
Shower
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She'd never join me in the shower...0
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He stayed in the shower0
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She didn't let me buy a new bike.0
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He never got off his unicycle0
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She threw me under the bus, literally then figuratively0
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He had tire tracks up his back1
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He pee’d in the dog bowl0
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She had too many rules about her bowls.1
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She had bowls with no rules at all!0
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He didn't follow the rules0
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He was already dating some guy with no rules.0
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She Wouldn’t Let Me Shave Her Legs0
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His legs were smoother than mine0
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She refused to wear the French maid costume0
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He wouldn’t let me wear the French maid costume;) only my birthday suit2
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Oui, oui !!! It just got way too hot 🔥!!!0
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I snored too loud, particularly when I was awake...0
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He walked like an Egyptian0
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he never slept....awake 24/7....creepy0
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He had a problem with me watching him sleep.0
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She was a baaad kisser0
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She left her MFP open and I found out she had 3 wifeys!0
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He like his poodles too much0
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While she was sleeping after she had some Bill cosby pudding I went and used the guest bathroom and I saw REDRUM on the mirror I ran!0
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He was too weird. Always coming up with goofy stories about stuff that make no sense.0
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She was a bit too drab, didn't have any interesting stories or discussion points.0
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