Is "Clear American" Flavored Sparkling Water too good to be

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This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Nice little happy toaster...

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This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

Do we get to beat the devil out of the butter knife after we’re done buttering the happy little toasts? Asking for a friend...

Why do people insist on calling things like Clear American "flavored water"??? They are clear sodas since they have carbonation, flavor, and sweetener with no alcohol. Even the packaging calls it a "water beverage" which is a bit of a redundancy but legally they cannot use the term sparking water..

I like them on occasion, just like I like other soda. My favorite is from Aldi. Most of the time I like sparkling water I fizz up myself with my SodaStream and flavor with extract.

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This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

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This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

For @Tacklewasher

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This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

Is that like Monopoly money?

Similar. It has a variety of colours. :bigsmile:

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I really need you folks to stop quoting that damn thing. Blew up my notifications (which is what @pinuplove and @quiksylver296 were going for).

I'm getting them, too. Fair's fair, @tacklewasher.

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Wall of text - check
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This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

For @Tacklewasher

I would never get to eat warm toast again - I would be too busy coloring in the hair and beard with jelly.

Yes! Variety of jellies and peanut butter. And how fitting for Bob Ross.

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This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

Is that like Monopoly money?

Similar. It has a variety of colours. :bigsmile:

Bragging about your wealth?

Yup. Some of them are even worth $1

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This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

Is that like Monopoly money?

Similar. It has a variety of colours. :bigsmile:

Bragging about your wealth?

Yup. Some of them are even worth $1

And when you have stacks of them like that...

Too bad you can't use them to pick up some Timmies.

Local pizza shop (gone now) used to take them at 1/2 value.

And I'm not a big fan of Timmies. Prefer Starbucks.

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Wall of text - check
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This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

Is that like Monopoly money?

Similar. It has a variety of colours. :bigsmile:

Bragging about your wealth?

Yup. Some of them are even worth $1

And when you have stacks of them like that...

Too bad you can't use them to pick up some Timmies.

Local pizza shop (gone now) used to take them at 1/2 value.

And I'm not a big fan of Timmies. Prefer Starbucks.

You're gonna need more money.

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Wall of text - check
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Blatantly false claims - check
Zombie thread resurrection with first post - check

This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

For @Tacklewasher

Fun side note - he actually hated that hairstyle, but it had become so iconic he couldn't change it later. (And my source for that information is mentalfloss.com so, you know, it has to be true!)

A young Bob Ross.

Looks a bit like James Dean.