My date with the person above me was going great until...
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            He hit on the waiter0
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            She ducked and my line to hit on her went to the waiter1
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            After 44 dates in 48 days I still didn't know what they looked like!1
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            He wouldn't flex when I asked him to0
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            She refused to help me with the Flex pump!0
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            He didn't like the Shake Weight I bought him0
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            At the 5 star restaurant she still only talked with her Truck Drivers vocabulary!0
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            He couldn't keep up with my awesome trash talk0
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            She asked no ordered me to empty the trash every time she put something in it!0
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            She trash talked the waiter0
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            I found out his dogs were more housebroken than him0
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            He said my dogs looked delicious0
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            She started using too many "down under" innuendos0
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            Keto_Vampire wrote: »She started using too many "down under" innuendos
 He was shy, I said I was from "down under" and he blushed and fainted 1 1
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            slimgirljo15 wrote: »Keto_Vampire wrote: »She started using too many "down under" innuendos
 He was shy, I said I was from "down under" and he blushed and fainted 
 But I always look like I'm about to faint...
 She tried to murder me with sun/day light0
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            Keto_Vampire wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Keto_Vampire wrote: »She started using too many "down under" innuendos
 He was shy, I said I was from "down under" and he blushed and fainted 
 But I always look like I'm about to faint...
 She tried to murder me with sun/day light
 He dumped me, .. he bit my neck, tasted my blood and said I ate too many carbs .. cya 0 0
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            I offered to do her laundry...in the midst of sorting our clothes, she decides to steal my drawers stating she needed them for her ceiling fan?1
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            His idea of a date involved doing laundry..
 I suspect it was a rouse to get my clothes 0 0
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            She wouldn't take her clothes off0
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            He wouldn’t wear clothes at the restaurant0
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            She didn’t realise it was that type of restaurant0
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            He organised a date with the waitress in front of me 0 0
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            But I thought it was you? You never said you were a twin!1
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            She was juggling multiple dates in the same restaurant0
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            He couldn’t keep his hands off me 0 0
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            Some guy was getting handsy with her!0
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            She tied my hands to the bed....then left0
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            Took his mask off0
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            He slapped the bread from my hands and said "no carbs" 0 0
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