We broke up because...
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When it was bedtime she always said she needed her beauty rest if she was ever going to be able to replace me!0
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He never turned up his hearing aids, so he never knew what I was saying.0
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I had perfect hearing but she never shut up so I had to wear kate reducing headphones!0
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its it obvious.....hes all about himself0
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I took everyting they said as a sign!0
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he was always dressing in formal wear and made me feel like a slob in my legging and t shirts0
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I could never keep up with her! She has longer legs than me!0
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She found someone else0
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He refused to tell his friends about us like I was temporary until he found someone with Boobs!0
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Couldn't focus on anything but my boobs. My eyes are up HERE!0
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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »Couldn't focus on anything but my boobs. My eyes are up HERE!
Yeah, but your boobs are down there!
Anyway, I think that explains why she broke up with me0 -
He didn't like taco monday0
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She ate Taco's Monday in bed I always found small pieces of meat in bed covered in sour cream!0
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We couldn’t agree on the little things - like fidelity, religion and politics...0
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All his things were little0
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She was fixated on size0
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cause we have broken up like 300 times already........we just aren't a good fit0
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We broke up because there was one cop and tow of us he could only chase one of us!0
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She was competing with me for Grammar Nazi status0
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Because I was German and didn't like the use of the word Nazi!0
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He kept forgetting that I'm also German0
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She would correct the spelling of the words as I talked, assuming when I spoke the spelling was wrong.2
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He was too touchy0
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She didn't like to be touched0
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Just because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the not so wonderful things she does
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He was always in the red.0
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He always cried histerically whenever he sang me love songs0
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She was so cold - she never understood my emotions
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