If you woke up and the person above was in your bed next to you...
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You said last call last ball!0
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call the coroner
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Smack da butt0
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enjoy the smack!!!0
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Know that they put us in the same cell after that incident last night!0
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Yawn and roll over, tell him wake me when breakfast is ready..0
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Spoon her, spank her, and pull her hair 😝1
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Tell him to call in to work and then go make me breakfast1
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Giggle excitedly0
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wonder when I was roofied0
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Tell him “I’m in charge” 0
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Take back some covers...spoon...and go back to sleep1
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Dangit Bill how does this keep happening?!0
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Idk I just caught him and bill... I think I’ll take the floor0
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I'd thank the lord above and snuggle up tight.1
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Ask him if he could tell his puppy to sleep on the floor!0
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Holly *kitten* that is a banana in your pants!0
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Holy *kitten* that's a kitten in yours!0
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So that's what a botched circumcision looks like!0
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Oh I thought that you said you were unique.0
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How many wives names have you had tattooed on your?0
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Already 2 in there...him and DW can have it....I'm headed to the couch0
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Tell him he needs to sleep on the couch I don’t like melting snow in my bed 😉0
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Snuggle up0
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Oh hey
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Good morning.
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Wow....was I that drunk?0
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Get out!! Your melting all over the place.. you'll need to stand in the yard and freeze up again or you'll die🤨1
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