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38 yr old divorced single mom- AMA

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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

    Assault.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

    The horses. Because I'm afraid of birds.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    If you were anonymously gifted $1,000 cash this week, what would you do with it?

    I guess have the surgery I'm supposed to have but have had to postpone until I have $500 upfront (instead of them billing me 😠). Get an oil change. Pay my credit card down some.
    I'm such a boring adult.

    Same question but you aren't allowed to use the money on boring adult stuff. Pretend that's already been taken care of.

    Take my kids on a vacation. We've not had a family vacation since before the divorce and they deserve to go some place cool.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    If you can flip a switch that will wipe off any band from the face of the world, which band would it be?

    Nickleback. Duh.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be?

    Soft puppy fur. (But not from ACTUAL puppers)
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    A lot of things but to keep it short, curious about your display name...Avocado ...probably you love Avocado alot may be :)


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    I wish I had an avocado a55.
    Mine resembles pancakes.
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  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    Anyone elese pick up MMA instead of AMA.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    A lot of things but to keep it short, curious about your display name...Avocado ...probably you love Avocado alot may be :)


    3f2yled2fwl0.jpg

    I wish I had an avocado a55.
    Mine resembles pancakes.

    There’s a pun that I can’t type that would go good here.

    Flip it to the DMs.
  • cleblanc127
    cleblanc127 Posts: 10 Member
    A lot of things but to keep it short, curious about your display name...Avocado ...probably you love Avocado alot may be :)


    3f2yled2fwl0.jpg

    Pics? 😁😁🤞
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  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    Do your kid(s) go away on the weekends to visit their dad?
    If so, how do you spend your "off" time?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Target or WalMart?

    Target all day erryday
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    who is the second person you’d call to bail u out if first person was busy?

    My ex husband is the only phone number I actually remember. Do they let you check your contacts list??
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Do your kid(s) go away on the weekends to visit their dad?
    If so, how do you spend your "off" time?

    They are with him every other weekend. I used to date or spend time with friends, but now I like to be a hermit. Clean house, binge watch whatever I want on tv, eat weird food because I don't want to cook a whole meal just for me. Naps. All the naps.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

    this is great.

    I love this question.

    however..... being that this is a child and family friendly forum, I decline to honestly answer.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?


    easy.

    the duck.

    I would fight it with bread.
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Would you consider dating Steve Carrell’s character from 40 YO Virgin?

    Only if I can be that drunk chick who wants *kitten french toast!
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    Favorite 90’s gangsta rapper?
  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    if you had the chance to move and start a new life somewhere else, where would it be and why

    Someplace with trees and mountains and interesting weather because I'm a weather geek.
    Would you move to Grande Cache? Weather changes hourly.
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    edited January 2019
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Favorite 90’s gangsta rapper?

    Ice Cube. He's soo angry!
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    jgnatca wrote: »
    if you had the chance to move and start a new life somewhere else, where would it be and why

    Someplace with trees and mountains and interesting weather because I'm a weather geek.
    Would you move to Grande Cache? Weather changes hourly.

    Would love to live in Canada!
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    If you had to craft a dating profile, would you rather set your headline to:

    Single and ready to mingle

    Or

    Alone and ready to bone

    Having experience in the dating app world, "alone and ready to bone " would earn me many unsolicited personal pics. Plus some dudes from jail messaging me.
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  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Favorite 90’s gangsta rapper?

    Ice Cube. He's soo angry!

    You aight for a Thunder fan AA -

    Fan of any other sports or just basketball ?



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