Ruin a date - with just 4 words
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I'd do the waitress1
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your sister kisses better..0
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Whens your due date?1
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class
Red *kitten*> red diesel.
Those welts are deep.
Like a feral cat.
Needs to be tamed.
Bruised the bumper oops
I'll straighten you out
Eat from my palm
Biting hand, British Brat 💕
Read the extra literature.
Bent out of shape?
Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
She needs regular maintenance.
Over and over again
May never be same
Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
She needs my package
Higher and higher maybe.
Same? Boring in disguise.
His authority, virility, masculinity.
She wants it all.
And lower and lower 💋
Disguises would be fun 😏
Her vulnerability, eagerness, disobedience
The supply is endless
From head to toe.
Does he know reflexology?
No, no covering up.
She's under the thumb.
With oil and sweat
Be my live subject
Uncovered open seen heard
Rather on my Diablo0 -
Do you enjoy pain?0
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Run, it’s the cops0
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I'm pregnant, it's yours.0
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I think I sharted0
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Something down there burns2
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class
Red *kitten*> red diesel.
Those welts are deep.
Like a feral cat.
Needs to be tamed.
Bruised the bumper oops
I'll straighten you out
Eat from my palm
Biting hand, British Brat 💕
Read the extra literature.
Bent out of shape?
Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
She needs regular maintenance.
Over and over again
May never be same
Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
She needs my package
Higher and higher maybe.
Same? Boring in disguise.
His authority, virility, masculinity.
She wants it all.
And lower and lower 💋
Disguises would be fun 😏
Her vulnerability, eagerness, disobedience
The supply is endless
From head to toe.
Does he know reflexology?
No, no covering up.
She's under the thumb.
With oil and sweat
Be my live subject
Uncovered open seen heard
Rather on my Diablo
Increase the pain threshold.
She'll beg for forgiveness.
Revel in the humiliation.
She fears the most.0 -
Want some leftover fish ?0
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Throw out the ham1
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I think we're related1
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My stomach is bubbling....0
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class
Red *kitten*> red diesel.
Those welts are deep.
Like a feral cat.
Needs to be tamed.
Bruised the bumper oops
I'll straighten you out
Eat from my palm
Biting hand, British Brat 💕
Read the extra literature.
Bent out of shape?
Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
She needs regular maintenance.
Over and over again
May never be same
Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
She needs my package
Higher and higher maybe.
Same? Boring in disguise.
His authority, virility, masculinity.
She wants it all.
And lower and lower 💋
Disguises would be fun 😏
Her vulnerability, eagerness, disobedience
The supply is endless
From head to toe.
Does he know reflexology?
No, no covering up.
She's under the thumb.
With oil and sweat
Be my live subject
Uncovered open seen heard
Rather on my Diablo
Increase the pain threshold.
She'll beg for forgiveness.
Revel in the humiliation.
She fears the most.
Intensify the methods then
No long about forgiveness
Until it's just nature
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Damn, just poo’d myseif0
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Homeless looking for work0
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I'm a single mum1
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Thats just frumunda cheese0
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