Why do you think you are single?

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  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
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  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    Cutemesoon wrote: »

    One thing for sure they don't need batteries

    Batteries might be expensive but they sure are worth it!

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  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    I'm a grumpy morning person. And at night I like complete silence. I'm just not a fun dude to be around.

    Plus I smell like pizza rolls 24/7.
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,970 Member
    6&8
  • an0393na
    an0393na Posts: 840 Member
    Because I care too much about sh!tty people
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited February 2019
    I'm single on weekdays and married on the weekends 😂😂😂

    Well hellooo, I believe it's Thursday😉 :*

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  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
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    cee134 wrote: »
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    But even when I go out & let people see me, I still don't want them to talk to me! :'(
    we can't expect locals to be our "twin flames", that's the reality

    I don't expect anyone to be my "twin flame!" :s
    Well fine. But I believe that if you're unhappy about being single, you should try to make friends. Then something might happen at least, but if you do nothing and shun everyone, nothing will happen (and nothing good will happen if you wait for Mr. Invalid). Create priorities and figure out what you need to do in the present.

    Uhhhhhhh.......I'm not unhappy about being single. Also, I'm an introvert and am not really good at making friends since I don't really trust people in general. Thus some insight as to reasons why I'm single.

    You don't need anything other than pizza.
    Pizza is never gonna:
    Give you up
    Let you down
    Run around and dessert you.
    Cus it's a main.

    YES!!! Pizza, burgers, fries & ice cream! :)

    I like you 😊

    Right back atcha! 😉
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
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    1sphere wrote: »
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
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    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
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    But even when I go out & let people see me, I still don't want them to talk to me! :'(
    we can't expect locals to be our "twin flames", that's the reality

    I don't expect anyone to be my "twin flame!" :s
    Well fine. But I believe that if you're unhappy about being single, you should try to make friends. Then something might happen at least, but if you do nothing and shun everyone, nothing will happen (and nothing good will happen if you wait for Mr. Invalid). Create priorities and figure out what you need to do in the present.

    Uhhhhhhh.......I'm not unhappy about being single. Also, I'm an introvert and am not really good at making friends since I don't really trust people in general. Thus some insight as to reasons why I'm single.

    You don't need anything other than pizza.
    Pizza is never gonna:
    Give you up
    Let you down
    Run around and dessert you.
    Cus it's a main.

    YES!!! Pizza, burgers, fries & ice cream! :)

    I like you 😊

    Right back atcha! 😉

    I think she went bye bye

    Oh. I think I saw something about that in another thread. I didn't pay attention to who it was tho. Welp, that's MFP for ya. 🤷🏾‍♀️
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    I’m not single but if I was I’d probably blame my personality
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    edited March 2019
    Cutemesoon wrote: »

    You mean he's not exclusive? 😏 lol

    Sadly, no. 🤷🏾‍♀️
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    I don't even know why because I'm fabulous. B)
    j/k...men suck.

    j/k again. Too much wine.
    This meme is for u then.
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  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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  • kali31337
    kali31337 Posts: 1,048 Member
    edited March 2019
    So probably all 8....so yeah I'm just gonna stay here right in this single lane