What’s the last lie you told?

tinkerhellraiser wrote: »

i lol’d when it wasn’t funny

Lol

Our neighbours across the street decorated their home for Christmas. The professional hung up the lights sometime last week, looked like lit icicles. Neighbor(husband) took them down yesterday.

Tonight as he lit his lights ....

Neighbour: You see, I have fixed them.
Me: I see that
NeighbourIt looks better now, huh?
Me:Smile. Saved by my mother's text
Neighbour : Let me know tomorrow.
Me:Will do, goodnight!

"OMG, you look fantastic!"

Same lie I tell myself and others everyday:
I am fine, no worries.

I hate to lie but my parents worry so no matter what is going on I say I'm fine.

“Nah it’s ok, I’m feeling better”

He really wasn’t feeling better, but he was tired of talking about it

The story has a happy ending though, I really am feeling better now.

To myself: "Just one more episode and I'll go to bed".

You smell nice!

Can't recall. I don't say what I don't mean and, those that know me, don't ask me questions they don't want to know the truth about.

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I'm feeling fine!

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iMago wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

I would bet that "I'm fine/I'm ok" is probably the most common lie told.

"i just think its funny how..."

Right...because it's never really funny.