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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though
It's fine, you can do me later..don't give me the shaft man!
I’ll help out til you can get an officially-licensed @iMago backstory later
It took a lot of people to fake the moon landing, but it would only take one with credible evidence to blow the whole thing open.
That’s where you come in.
It’s not a bad gig, most days, but things start to bug you. Like...that Rainforest Nut coffee they serve in the cafe? Probably never even been to a rainforest.
Maybe the job is making you paranoid, but you prefer to shop at a brick-and-mortar store and you always pay with cash. You haven’t been able to drink coffee since learning that it was made from cat poop, and every time someone talks about how great WD-40 is you have to stifle yourself to keep from saying where it’s REALLY from...but hey, you’re a blast at parties!2 -
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Mixed messagesyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though
It's fine, you can do me later..don't give me the shaft man!
One of my skills, along with killing conversations and making things awkward...especially at parties!1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Mixed messagesyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though
It's fine, you can do me later..don't give me the shaft man!
One of my skills, along with killing conversations and making things awkward...especially at parties!
and you know exactly what you’re doing. ❤️ Valkyrie Vikka Vixen
teach me!2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though
That’s actually a really good idea, and for what its worth we all hate your profile pic4 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Mixed messagesyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though
It's fine, you can do me later..don't give me the shaft man!
One of my skills, along with killing conversations and making things awkward...especially at parties!
and you know exactly what you’re doing. ❤️ Valkyrie Vikka Vixen
teach me!
Flattered!!1 -
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
Am I too late?? Do me next man!!! And I do mean do me.....
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I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late1
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Reckoner67 wrote: »I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late
Melatonin gives me crazy dreams0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late
Melatonin gives me crazy dreams
I’ll take crazy dreams over late-night-overthinking, a willing trade0 -
Reckoner67 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late
Melatonin gives me crazy dreams
I’ll take crazy dreams over late-night-overthinking, a willing trade
Oh it’s definitely a selling point, i love weird dreams1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late
Melatonin gives me crazy dreams
I’ll take crazy dreams over late-night-overthinking, a willing trade
Oh it’s definitely a selling point, i love weird dreams
I rarely dream, and when I do they tend to be stress-dreams or nightmares. The older I get, the more I prefer the nightmares0 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »I wonder if anybody ever escape our prison cell we call universe? 🤔
No one gets out alive. Except maybe Elijah1 -
Reckoner67 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late
Melatonin gives me crazy dreams
I’ll take crazy dreams over late-night-overthinking, a willing trade
Oh it’s definitely a selling point, i love weird dreams
I rarely dream, and when I do they tend to be stress-dreams or nightmares. The older I get, the more I prefer the nightmares
I’ve often wondered if dreaming a lot (or simply remembering them) is a sign of deeper sleep or lighter0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late
Melatonin gives me crazy dreams
I’ll take crazy dreams over late-night-overthinking, a willing trade
Oh it’s definitely a selling point, i love weird dreams
I rarely dream, and when I do they tend to be stress-dreams or nightmares. The older I get, the more I prefer the nightmares
I’ve often wondered if dreaming a lot (or simply remembering them) is a sign of deeper sleep or lighter
Dreams comes during light sleep... Just fyi1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late
Melatonin gives me crazy dreams
I’ll take crazy dreams over late-night-overthinking, a willing trade
Oh it’s definitely a selling point, i love weird dreams
I rarely dream, and when I do they tend to be stress-dreams or nightmares. The older I get, the more I prefer the nightmares
I’ve often wondered if dreaming a lot (or simply remembering them) is a sign of deeper sleep or lighter
Dreams comes during light sleep... Just fyi
That explains why i have dreams right before i wake up I suppose1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late
Melatonin gives me crazy dreams
I’ll take crazy dreams over late-night-overthinking, a willing trade
Oh it’s definitely a selling point, i love weird dreams
I rarely dream, and when I do they tend to be stress-dreams or nightmares. The older I get, the more I prefer the nightmares
I’ve often wondered if dreaming a lot (or simply remembering them) is a sign of deeper sleep or lighter
Dreams comes during light sleep... Just fyi
That explains why i have dreams right before i wake up I suppose
I tend only to dream when I get 7+ hours at a time, which is also rare0 -
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