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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
AlwaysRomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
Just keep leaving your curtains open, ok?your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I need to know my backstory now. NEED to know. And it better not be some *kitten* about being half fembot
i think you're a postal worker by day. like out in the thick of it. delivering the mail rain or shine. this explains the interest in various types of shoes.
at home you often wear an old robe you've had for minimum 8 years. its green and in dire need of replacement. but you still keep it because new ones are kinda expensive for the good ones at least.
you rarely drink wine, unless its a tawny port.
you have a fancy tortoiseshell cigarette holder for your cigarettes (marlboro reds)
you enjoy watching the Bachelor while MFP'ing.RomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
AlwaysRomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
Just keep leaving your curtains open, ok?your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I need to know my backstory now. NEED to know. And it better not be some *kitten* about being half fembot
DITTO.
And mine better not have anything to do with hotdogs.
i think you work at the mall during the day. probably bath and body works (good employee discount).
you definitely have an active facebook and you post minion memes. often.
you got into jazzercise a few years ago but dropped out and now go to Planet Fitness (free pizza mondays amirite?)
you often overdress for simple occasions- heels, dresses, hoop earrings obvi, just to go out somewhere that doesn't require it.
what nobody realizes is that you dream of mountain climbing and hope to reach the top of Everest one day.
So misunderstood 😂1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
AlwaysRomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
Just keep leaving your curtains open, ok?your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I need to know my backstory now. NEED to know. And it better not be some *kitten* about being half fembot
i think you're a postal worker by day. like out in the thick of it. delivering the mail rain or shine. this explains the interest in various types of shoes.
at home you often wear an old robe you've had for minimum 8 years. its green and in dire need of replacement. but you still keep it because new ones are kinda expensive for the good ones at least.
you rarely drink wine, unless its a tawny port.
you have a fancy tortoiseshell cigarette holder for your cigarettes (marlboro reds)
you enjoy watching the Bachelor while MFP'ing.RomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
AlwaysRomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
Just keep leaving your curtains open, ok?your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I need to know my backstory now. NEED to know. And it better not be some *kitten* about being half fembot
DITTO.
And mine better not have anything to do with hotdogs.
i think you work at the mall during the day. probably bath and body works (good employee discount).
you definitely have an active facebook and you post minion memes. often.
you got into jazzercise a few years ago but dropped out and now go to Planet Fitness (free pizza mondays amirite?)
you often overdress for simple occasions- heels, dresses, hoop earrings obvi, just to go out somewhere that doesn't require it.
what nobody realizes is that you dream of mountain climbing and hope to reach the top of Everest one day.
About 35-40% of this is true.1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
i want a backstory
you work in advertising for a local zoo. you get to work on the website UI as well sometimes because NOBODY understands how to do their job around here. but its okay you get to play with the animals sometimes.
you still weep for Harambe (3 years on May 28- still too soon)
in your spare time you often work on jigsaw puzzles, but you never finish them because of a limited attention span.
you prefer cold pizza.
favorite movie is still The Notebook.1 -
I would like to know my backstory if you have one more in you
It will become canon for my online “fursona”3 -
Reckoner67 wrote: »I would like to know my backstory if you have one more in you
It will become canon for my online “fursona”
If my backstory doesn’t involve a force field and a foot fetish I’m out1 -
Reckoner67 wrote: »I would like to know my backstory if you have one more in you
It will become canon for my online “fursona”
you are an actual shapeshifting alien from Aldebaran. you were sent here as an advance scout to learn about our ways before reporting back to the overlords, in preparation for the eventual conquest.
but in your time here you've learned to love certain things. Cardi B has become an EXCEPTIONAL joy in your life (and i don't blame you a bit)
you find coffee disgusting. but you love kombucha.
toe socks are intriguing to you, but you haven't actually bought a pair yet.
you also find canadians distasteful.1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »I would like to know my backstory if you have one more in you
It will become canon for my online “fursona”
If my backstory doesn’t involve a force field and a foot fetish I’m out
you were the inspiration for the film Backdraft.
you rarely cook, and prefer Arbys whenever possible, choosing to mix your Horsey and Arby's sauce (quite delicious)
you have debated selling foot pics on Snapchat, but the constant repainting of your toenails due to the various requests has turned you off that idea. instead you're looking into having a furniture reselling store.
you love Swedish Fish.2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
Judging by the back of your head I guess you’re a valkyrie.2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »I would like to know my backstory if you have one more in you
It will become canon for my online “fursona”
If my backstory doesn’t involve a force field and a foot fetish I’m out
you were the inspiration for the film Backdraft.
you rarely cook, and prefer Arbys whenever possible, choosing to mix your Horsey and Arby's sauce (quite delicious)
you have debated selling foot pics on Snapchat, but the constant repainting of your toenails due to the various requests has turned you off that idea. instead you're looking into having a furniture reselling store.
you love Swedish Fish.
Ugh, so stereotypical1 -
Reckoner67 wrote: »I would like to know my backstory if you have one more in you
It will become canon for my online “fursona”
you are an actual shapeshifting alien from Aldebaran. you were sent here as an advance scout to learn about our ways before reporting back to the overlords, in preparation for the eventual conquest.
but in your time here you've learned to love certain things. Cardi B has become an EXCEPTIONAL joy in your life (and i don't blame you a bit)
you find coffee disgusting. but you love kombucha.
toe socks are intriguing to you, but you haven't actually bought a pair yet.
you also find canadians distasteful.
Well, there I am!1 -
Reckoner67 wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »I would like to know my backstory if you have one more in you
It will become canon for my online “fursona”
you are an actual shapeshifting alien from Aldebaran. you were sent here as an advance scout to learn about our ways before reporting back to the overlords, in preparation for the eventual conquest.
but in your time here you've learned to love certain things. Cardi B has become an EXCEPTIONAL joy in your life (and i don't blame you a bit)
you find coffee disgusting. but you love kombucha.
toe socks are intriguing to you, but you haven't actually bought a pair yet.
you also find canadians distasteful.
Well, there I am!
Check me out on snap for toe sock fun2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though
It's fine, you can do me later..don't give me the shaft man!1 -
I like this start!your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
Judging by the back of your head I guess you’re a valkyrie.
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Mixed messagesyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though
It's fine, you can do me later..don't give me the shaft man!2 -
I’m wondering if ketchup tastes better if it’s called catsup0
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pizzamyheart wrote: »I’m wondering if ketchup tastes better if it’s called catsup
catsup is disgusting. ketchup is yum.1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though
It's fine, you can do me later..don't give me the shaft man!
I’ll help out til you can get an officially-licensed @iMago backstory later
It took a lot of people to fake the moon landing, but it would only take one with credible evidence to blow the whole thing open.
That’s where you come in.
It’s not a bad gig, most days, but things start to bug you. Like...that Rainforest Nut coffee they serve in the cafe? Probably never even been to a rainforest.
Maybe the job is making you paranoid, but you prefer to shop at a brick-and-mortar store and you always pay with cash. You haven’t been able to drink coffee since learning that it was made from cat poop, and every time someone talks about how great WD-40 is you have to stifle yourself to keep from saying where it’s REALLY from...but hey, you’re a blast at parties!2 -
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Mixed messagesyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though
It's fine, you can do me later..don't give me the shaft man!
One of my skills, along with killing conversations and making things awkward...especially at parties!1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Mixed messagesyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though
It's fine, you can do me later..don't give me the shaft man!
One of my skills, along with killing conversations and making things awkward...especially at parties!
and you know exactly what you’re doing. ❤️ Valkyrie Vikka Vixen
teach me!2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though
That’s actually a really good idea, and for what its worth we all hate your profile pic4 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Mixed messagesyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
I want to hear mine too...or do I?!!
sorry but im about to head out to try and kayak with a goose. one of ya'll should turn this into a thread though (make up a backstory for a friend etc etc) so i don't end up attention horsing the entire thread.
thank ya'll for helping me laugh today too though
It's fine, you can do me later..don't give me the shaft man!
One of my skills, along with killing conversations and making things awkward...especially at parties!
and you know exactly what you’re doing. ❤️ Valkyrie Vikka Vixen
teach me!
Flattered!!1 -
Nothing.. yeah.. nothing0
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I still think it would be horrifying and hilarious if it turned out we were neighbors, relatives, fellow parishioners. What if you’re the cashier where I buy my haagen dazs and you know i’m BSing about eating halo top? What if you’re a local clergyman and now you know my liberal stance on fursonas? What if you’re a dude instead of a chick with frankfurter legs? Maybe that’s why the UPS guy looks at me funny.
oh even without meeting people i still make up an interesting backstory for all of them here in my head so when/if we ever do meet im not really shocked
Am I too late?? Do me next man!!! And I do mean do me.....
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I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late1
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Reckoner67 wrote: »I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late
Melatonin gives me crazy dreams0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late
Melatonin gives me crazy dreams
I’ll take crazy dreams over late-night-overthinking, a willing trade0 -
Reckoner67 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »I’m taking a ton of melatonin tonight to avoid the “late-night crap-brain posts” issue that I’ve been struggling with of late
Melatonin gives me crazy dreams
I’ll take crazy dreams over late-night-overthinking, a willing trade
Oh it’s definitely a selling point, i love weird dreams1
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