Its my mfp party and i’ll cry if i want to

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  • Den_of_Iniquity
    Den_of_Iniquity Posts: 424 Member
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    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    SurfyYoSurfy wrote: »
    Stand behind the tallest pot plant too stoned and paranoid to interact with anyone.

    The land of the plants is my realm. Pay tribute to the lord of the green or suffer DIRE consequences!!

    Are they plastic, fake plants with a half inch layer of dust, because noooooo one every thinks of the plants, or we talking the real thing? Also, do you accept bitcoin as tribute?
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    its a friday night party now.

    tequila for everyone

    You know I love tequila.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    Den_of_Iniquity wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    SurfyYoSurfy wrote: »
    Stand behind the tallest pot plant too stoned and paranoid to interact with anyone.

    The land of the plants is my realm. Pay tribute to the lord of the green or suffer DIRE consequences!!

    Are they plastic, fake plants with a half inch layer of dust, because noooooo one every thinks of the plants, or we talking the real thing? Also, do you accept bitcoin as tribute?

    No, yes, and yes
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,129 Member
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    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    On my way. 😝

    Will you be in your uniform? Asking for a friend...

    Of course 😉
    newmeadow wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    On my way. 😝

    What seems to be the problem officer?

    Why no, we didn't realize anyone had placed a noise complaint. We were just listening to the soundtrack for Saturday Night Fever on the stereo but we only had the volume up very slightly. No, no. Nothing whatsoever that would make someone complain. Sheesh. We were just enjoying some root beer floats and gold fish crackers here and dancing a little - John Travolta style. No need to call for back up, heh heh heh.

    Yeah, nevermind those girls whispering on the couch. They just think you're cute and they're glad some policeman resembling Barney Fife didn't knock on the door. Heh heh heh.

    No no. That isn't a homemade tattoo contraption. We're all licensed and in compliance with state tattooing regulations. Speaking of - are you inked? Show us your art. Let us pour you a rootbeer. If you don't like the Bee Gees we can listen to Bread.

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    Haha, sounds like you may have done this a few times.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    SurfyYoSurfy wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    SurfyYoSurfy wrote: »
    Stand behind the tallest pot plant too stoned and paranoid to interact with anyone.

    The land of the plants is my realm. Pay tribute to the lord of the green or suffer DIRE consequences!!

    Feed me Seymour.

    I’m out of dentists
  • FaabLife4
    FaabLife4 Posts: 90 Member
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    I'd dance and drink. Talk to everyone. Life is too short to miss a good time. I would regret nothing. 😁
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    FaabLife4 wrote: »
    I'd dance and drink. Talk to everyone. Life is too short to miss a good time. I would regret nothing. 😁

    Nothing??!!

    I regret lots...but get over it!
    "that was yesterday"
  • FaabLife4
    FaabLife4 Posts: 90 Member
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    Vikka_V wrote: »
    FaabLife4 wrote: »
    I'd dance and drink. Talk to everyone. Life is too short to miss a good time. I would regret nothing. 😁

    Nothing??!!

    I regret lots...but get over it!
    "that was yesterday"

    Nothing. I live my life and try to do right. If I make a mistake it wasn't on purpose so I learn and move forward.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    FaabLife4 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    FaabLife4 wrote: »
    I'd dance and drink. Talk to everyone. Life is too short to miss a good time. I would regret nothing. 😁

    Nothing??!!

    I regret lots...but get over it!
    "that was yesterday"

    Nothing. I live my life and try to do right. If I make a mistake it wasn't on purpose so I learn and move forward.

    I like this thought.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    Oh look. It’s a party. 🎉
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    I don't do too well on parties

    Liiiiies.

    Also Y U No Hug
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    I do extremely well at parties
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    i can’t be i two places man! you can tho
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    i can’t be i two places man! you can tho

    This is the place, show your bees knees 😚
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    i can’t be i two places man! you can tho

    This is the place, get on your bees knees 😚

    In front of me preferably ;)
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    i can’t be i two places man! you can tho

    This is the place, show your bees knees 😚

    get on your knees, Bs
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    edited April 2019
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    Tankiscool wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    i can’t be i two places man! you can tho

    This is the place, get on your bees knees 😚

    In front of me preferably ;)

    Ha I read this and was like, I know I wasn’t drunk enough to type “get on your bees knees”
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    I don't do too well on parties

    Liiiiies.

    Also Y U No Hug

    I don't. At least that's what I been told. I get obnoxious worse than I'm already are and I get touchy touchy too much


    I been hugging. And I got a feeling you like touchy touchy when you're drunk lol

    I’m def not an angry drunk. ❤️🤗

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