Its my mfp party and i’ll cry if i want to
pizzamyheart
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If we had an mfp party (I know, I know...like total high school thread....but loosen up and have fun) what would you wear? Who would you want to talk to there?who would you secretly watch because you’re too embarrassed to talk to them? What famous person would you bribe to be your date? Would you eat the junk food or try to eat the healthy food? Would you dance or hide behind the potted plants watching everyone else have a good time? Would you drink too much and what would you end up saying that you’d regret? Would you live post updates for those who don’t attend? I would probably not go. I’m not much of a people person.
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If I did go, I’d go by myself, eat the sweets when nobody was looking and probably have some carrots and dip if people were looking. I’d probably not talk to anyone but secretly watch EVERYONE. While people were dancing I’d hide in the bathroom4
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I’d go alone, talk to anybody, and set up camp behind the potted plants5
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I might possibly set a goal to photobomb every person I saw taking selfies then giggle about it to myself for about a year4
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I'd wear a black dress, silver strappy heels and find myself a perch to sit on as high as I could get with my back against the wall and watch you all.
Around 10 pm, I'll get a drink and start making my way around the room, saying "hey", after I've sussed you all out a bit.
Around 12, the bad karaoke will start and I'll be on a table singing "Sweet Home Alabama" (it's my specialty! You're in for a treat!)8 -
I might try to deduce who is in what secret group while eating pizza and pretending to “fit in”.4
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i’d drink too much, talk too much, probably eat too much. and then rehash the night over and over again for a year thinking of all the stupid things i said and did. at least that’s been the pattern so far.9
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FeelinFooFoo wrote: »Id flick food at anyone I don't like. Whilst hidden behind the plants. Or not so hidden after a bottle of wine.
i think the breakaway party of cool people is happening behind the plants.3 -
I might pretend to have a thick German accent and talk about heinies.2
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I'd eat all the creampuffs then do a canon ball into the pool and hope to splash anyone that didn't want to get wet.4
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Just wanna point out that I was behind the plants before it was cool11
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I'd really want to go on a diet for two years before actually showing up to meet you people.8
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Reckoner67 wrote: »Just wanna point out that I was behind the plants before it was col
I was hiding back there you just didn’t see me in my fern printed dress. Camouflage. Introvert party survival tip #7.3 -
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I’d hang out with any pets at the house. They tend to be very welcoming of my company.1
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i'd make sure and bring my camera and offer free headshots to a few of the supermodels.
prob bring a box of fireball and see who gets white girl wasted first.
order pizzas with the first person's wallet/credit card i could steal (lighten up its just a prank bro).
try to encourage everyone to do the things they'd later regret.
have deep, meaningful conversations out on the balcony with a few people.
take nicest car for a joyride after swiping keys.10 -
FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
I don't fly and I've sworn if off forever. But I might make an exception and fly overseas just to see you do this. And then I would throw roses at your feet my darling.
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Cool kids hang outside.. with booze and smokes.. just saying..
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Reckoner67 wrote: »Just wanna point out that I was behind the plants before it was cool
You MADE it cool.3 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »Just wanna point out that I was behind the plants before it was cool
You MADE it cool.
An accident, I assure you!4 -
i'd make sure and bring my camera and offer free headshots to a few of the supermodels.
prob bring a box of fireball and see who gets white girl wasted first.
order pizzas with the first person's wallet/credit card i could steal (lighten up its just a prank bro).
try to encourage everyone to do the things they'd later regret.
have deep, meaningful conversations out on the balcony with a few people.
take nicest car for a joyride after swiping keys.
Volunteering for white girl wasted and balcony talking2 -
i'd make sure and bring my camera and offer free headshots to a few of the supermodels.
prob bring a box of fireball and see who gets white girl wasted first.
order pizzas with the first person's wallet/credit card i could steal (lighten up its just a prank bro).
try to encourage everyone to do the things they'd later regret.
have deep, meaningful conversations out on the balcony with a few people.
take nicest car for a joyride after swiping keys.
Wait...it’s a key party?! I’ll have to make sure tonwear clean underwear. Not that I’d hang around for that....1 -
i'd make sure and bring my camera and offer free headshots to a few of the supermodels.
prob bring a box of fireball and see who gets white girl wasted first.
order pizzas with the first person's wallet/credit card i could steal (lighten up its just a prank bro).
try to encourage everyone to do the things they'd later regret.
have deep, meaningful conversations out on the balcony with a few people.
take nicest car for a joyride after swiping keys.
Hands up for fireball and the joyride2 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »i'd make sure and bring my camera and offer free headshots to a few of the supermodels.
prob bring a box of fireball and see who gets white girl wasted first.
order pizzas with the first person's wallet/credit card i could steal (lighten up its just a prank bro).
try to encourage everyone to do the things they'd later regret.
have deep, meaningful conversations out on the balcony with a few people.
take nicest car for a joyride after swiping keys.
Wait...it’s a key party?! I’ll have to make sure tonwear clean underwear. Not that I’d hang around for that....
Wait, we gotta wear underwear? 🤔😁3 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »i'd make sure and bring my camera and offer free headshots to a few of the supermodels.
prob bring a box of fireball and see who gets white girl wasted first.
order pizzas with the first person's wallet/credit card i could steal (lighten up its just a prank bro).
try to encourage everyone to do the things they'd later regret.
have deep, meaningful conversations out on the balcony with a few people.
take nicest car for a joyride after swiping keys.
Wait...it’s a key party?! I’ll have to make sure tonwear clean underwear. Not that I’d hang around for that....
Wait, we gotta wear underwear? 🤔😁
Only if you plan to hang out behind the plants. There’s a dress code to get back here5 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »wait in the car with my book until youre ready to go home
Will you hold my purse?
I'll bring you out snacks if you like, and unspiked punch.
I'll text you pics if anything scandalous happens3 -
FeelinFooFoo wrote: »Is anyone giving free drunken piggy back rides at this party? Cos if no, how am I getting hoooome. ?
i’ll do it!2 -
FeelinFooFoo wrote: »Is anyone giving free drunken piggy back rides at this party? Cos if no, how am I getting hoooome. ?
I feel like @Motorsheen will offer us all rides3 -
convince everyone to go out and get matching tattoos6
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