Its my mfp party and i’ll cry if i want to
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Reckoner67 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Sweet, you can be “diamondback”
Whats my snake name and snake species animal spirit?0 -
FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
Let's get some bananas into this party.
Bananas in pajamas preferably4 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"3 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal2 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
In!
You take the photo and tinkerhellraiser draws the tattoo
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal
Got me wondering now whos phone would be the most "entertaining" to steal2 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal
You're the type to change my keyboard so that nothing makes sense anymore
lol no I'd just swap all your contact names around.2 -
Reckoner67 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Sweet, you can be “diamondback”
Whats my snake name and snake species animal spirit?
You shall be “Copperhead”2 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »when y’all are ready for party to wind down i can be dj
play some queensryche!2 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal
You're the type to change my keyboard so that nothing makes sense anymore
lol no I'd just swap all your contact names around.
evil...genius
...reply from mom "wtf did you just send me?"1 -
FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
GWEN!!!0 -
I’m wearing assless chaps and pasties.8
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Reckoner67 wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Sweet, you can be “diamondback”
Whats my snake name and snake species animal spirit?
You shall be “Copperhead”
Random memory
when I was a kid we used to catch baby copperheads and trade them at recess2 -
Reckoner67 wrote: »Reckoner67 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Sweet, you can be “diamondback”
Whats my snake name and snake species animal spirit?
You shall be “Copperhead”
Random memory
when I was a kid we used to catch baby copperheads and trade them at recess
See? Destiny!1 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal
You're the type to change my keyboard so that nothing makes sense anymore
lol no I'd just swap all your contact names around.
That would be an amazing joke to play on someone1 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal
You're the type to change my keyboard so that nothing makes sense anymore
lol no I'd just swap all your contact names around.
That would be an amazing joke to play on someone
it is an amazing joke to play on someone0 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal
You're the type to change my keyboard so that nothing makes sense anymore
lol no I'd just swap all your contact names around.
That would be an amazing joke to play on someone
it is an amazing joke to play on someone
Please don't do this to me. Can't have all of my men finding out about each other1 -
Parties scare me so this will be me
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LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal
You're the type to change my keyboard so that nothing makes sense anymore
lol no I'd just swap all your contact names around.
That would be an amazing joke to play on someone
it is an amazing joke to play on someone
Please don't do this to me. Can't have all of my men finding out about each other
lol no I'd do something worse if i ever stole your phone1 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal
You're the type to change my keyboard so that nothing makes sense anymore
lol no I'd just swap all your contact names around.
That would be an amazing joke to play on someone
it is an amazing joke to play on someone
Please don't do this to me. Can't have all of my men finding out about each other
lol no I'd do something worse if i ever stole your phone
I hope you'd fill it with your selfies.3 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal
You're the type to change my keyboard so that nothing makes sense anymore
lol no I'd just swap all your contact names around.
That would be an amazing joke to play on someone
it is an amazing joke to play on someone
Please don't do this to me. Can't have all of my men finding out about each other
lol no I'd do something worse if i ever stole your phone
I hope you'd fill it with your selfies.
probably videos of his toes3 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal
You're the type to change my keyboard so that nothing makes sense anymore
lol no I'd just swap all your contact names around.
That would be an amazing joke to play on someone
it is an amazing joke to play on someone
Please don't do this to me. Can't have all of my men finding out about each other
lol no I'd do something worse if i ever stole your phone
I hope you'd fill it with your selfies.
probably videos of his toes
he’d prolly send videos of his toes to every guy in your contact list
devious 😂2 -
New personal story alert. Never before shared:
I was a dork in high school. I joined the JROTC because I held a fantasy of attending a service academy.
The JROTC sponsored a JROTC dance.
It was a co-ed JROTC, and one of the girls was quite 'special', in a way that a teen boy would find good. I was an obese dork who had never danced in my life. She wanted to dance with me. I wished not to do so. She grabbed my shirt and pulled me toward her. My feet did not move. I fell knees-first onto the concrete floor.
And that is how I missed my chance to dance with a special girl.9 -
On my way. 😝1
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kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »On my way. 😝
Will you be in your uniform? Asking for a friend...6 -
kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »On my way. 😝
What seems to be the problem officer?
Why no, we didn't realize anyone had placed a noise complaint. We were just listening to the soundtrack for Saturday Night Fever on the stereo but we only had the volume up very slightly. No, no. Nothing whatsoever that would make someone complain. Sheesh. We were just enjoying some root beer floats and gold fish crackers here and dancing a little - John Travolta style. No need to call for back up, heh heh heh.
Yeah, nevermind those girls whispering on the couch. They just think you're cute and they're glad some policeman resembling Barney Fife didn't knock on the door. Heh heh heh.
No no. That isn't a homemade tattoo contraption. We're all licensed and in compliance with state tattooing regulations. Speaking of - are you inked? Show us your art. Let us pour you a rootbeer. If you don't like the Bee Gees we can listen to Bread.
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At some point @FeelinFooFoo and I will be arm wrestling for the last box of wine...while we are @Pour_Decisions will have stealthily snuck away with it, chuckling to herself..."amateurs"
Someone should be taking bets on the arm wrestling match2 -
I'll overthink this party and everyone who attends. I will likely drink too much because I am super anxious and anymore 2 is too much. I'll be a social butterfly with red cheeks, bit still analyzing all the glances, body language and comments. Afterwards I will drive myself crazy wondering if I did anything that made someone sad, mad, annoyed, etc.7
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LiftingSpirits wrote: »I'll overthink this party and everyone who attends. I will likely drink too much because I am super anxious and anymore 2 is too much. I'll be a social butterfly with red cheeks, bit still analyzing all the glances, body language and comments. Afterwards I will drive myself crazy wondering if I did anything that made someone sad, mad, annoyed, etc.
No you were fine and everyone is just glad that you showed up5 -
I'm also placing bets on @Vikka_V because lately I have seen that she can be quite feisty!3
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LiftingSpirits wrote: »I'll overthink this party and everyone who attends. I will likely drink too much because I am super anxious and anymore 2 is too much. I'll be a social butterfly with red cheeks, bit still analyzing all the glances, body language and comments. Afterwards I will drive myself crazy wondering if I did anything that made someone sad, mad, annoyed, etc.
I see us walking home in the early hours of the morning , middle of the road, carrying our shoes and singing songs at the top of our lungs
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