Its my mfp party and i’ll cry if i want to
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@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)2
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I'd wear a black dress, silver strappy heels and find myself a perch to sit on as high as I could get with my back against the wall and watch you all.
Around 10 pm, I'll get a drink and start making my way around the room, saying "hey", after I've sussed you all out a bit.
Around 12, the bad karaoke will start and I'll be on a table singing "Sweet Home Alabama" (it's my specialty! You're in for a treat!)
Is it weird that I’m kinda turned on by this?3 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »i’d drink too much, talk too much, probably eat too much. and then rehash the night over and over again for a year thinking of all the stupid things i said and did. at least that’s been the pattern so far.
Can I join you? Sounds like my M.O.1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »I'll overthink this party and everyone who attends. I will likely drink too much because I am super anxious and anymore 2 is too much. I'll be a social butterfly with red cheeks, bit still analyzing all the glances, body language and comments. Afterwards I will drive myself crazy wondering if I did anything that made someone sad, mad, annoyed, etc.
tbh i wont show up at all bc the tangled rat king pattern of what-if scenarios runnin thru my head
We can meet in the parking lot, then decide to ditch the party to roam the streets and explore the town...maybe go back and peek into the windows from the outside, duck behind the bushes...then continue to explore, and search the town, along the way taste testing all the local restaurants french fries and rating them1 -
i'd make sure and bring my camera and offer free headshots to a few of the supermodels.
prob bring a box of fireball and see who gets white girl wasted first.
order pizzas with the first person's wallet/credit card i could steal (lighten up its just a prank bro).
try to encourage everyone to do the things they'd later regret.
have deep, meaningful conversations out on the balcony with a few people.
take nicest car for a joyride after swiping keys.
Dude I love a good late night balcony convo.0 -
I’m such an inspo. This is a big moment for me. *tears up*0 -
@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)
Right. Gotta stay incognito.
But my bunny suit needs AC. I’ll be dancing and I don’t like sweating.
“Hey Bartender, gimme another shot of tequila!”
(We have a bartender at this party right?)
*proceeds to dance awkwardly on table...and breaks it*
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I think @_Deadman_Walking_ will be sitting somewhere in a corner with a beer, watching. Wearing all black. Sort of hating the outgoing ones but wanting to dance on tables too. Maybe in a pair of leggings....because they just feel so damn good on.4
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@CaptainFantastic01 should bring his guitar and sing us some songs. But if he has a ukulele that’s even better.1
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RomaineCalm wrote: »@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)
Right. Gotta stay incognito.
But my bunny suit needs AC. I’ll be dancing and I don’t like sweating.
“Hey Bartender, gimme another shot of tequila!”
(We have a bartender at this party right?)
*proceeds to dance awkwardly on table...and breaks it*
Well, you'll take the costume off maybe, but still a face mask, like a masquerade one I picture...just to spite you know who!
Bartender? I'm thinking @Motorsheen ...he doesn't drink, I don't think, but will pour us generous portions in hopes (and likeliness) of some amusement.
Table breaking will be the game of choice! Rock star style!
"free nachos to the first person who can break a table without their hands"0 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)
Right. Gotta stay incognito.
But my bunny suit needs AC. I’ll be dancing and I don’t like sweating.
“Hey Bartender, gimme another shot of tequila!”
(We have a bartender at this party right?)
*proceeds to dance awkwardly on table...and breaks it*
Well, you'll take the costume off maybe, but still a face mask, like a masquerade one I picture...just to spite you know who!
Bartender? I'm thinking @Motorsheen ...he doesn't drink, I don't think, but will pour us generous portions in hopes (and likeliness) of some amusement.
Table breaking will be the game of choice! Rock star style!
"free nachos to the first person who can break a table without their hands"
I'd be honored to be the bartender.
and, nope... I don't drink; it's not my jam. *shrug2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)
Right. Gotta stay incognito.
But my bunny suit needs AC. I’ll be dancing and I don’t like sweating.
“Hey Bartender, gimme another shot of tequila!”
(We have a bartender at this party right?)
*proceeds to dance awkwardly on table...and breaks it*
Well, you'll take the costume off maybe, but still a face mask, like a masquerade one I picture...just to spite you know who!
Bartender? I'm thinking @Motorsheen ...he doesn't drink, I don't think, but will pour us generous portions in hopes (and likeliness) of some amusement.
Table breaking will be the game of choice! Rock star style!
"free nachos to the first person who can break a table without their hands"
I'd be honored to be the bartender.
and, nope... I don't drink; it's not my jam. *shrug
I'll need you to gimme a ride home 😘1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)
Right. Gotta stay incognito.
But my bunny suit needs AC. I’ll be dancing and I don’t like sweating.
“Hey Bartender, gimme another shot of tequila!”
(We have a bartender at this party right?)
*proceeds to dance awkwardly on table...and breaks it*
Well, you'll take the costume off maybe, but still a face mask, like a masquerade one I picture...just to spite you know who!
Bartender? I'm thinking @Motorsheen ...he doesn't drink, I don't think, but will pour us generous portions in hopes (and likeliness) of some amusement.
Table breaking will be the game of choice! Rock star style!
"free nachos to the first person who can break a table without their hands"
I'd be honored to be the bartender.
and, nope... I don't drink; it's not my jam. *shrug
I'll need you to gimme a ride home 😘
Sure Jo, I'll be your designated driver/wallflower making fun of tipsy people by info gathering people on those who have impaired inhibitions (gossip, politics, real thoughts, etc.). Chaos is fun2 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »@CaptainFantastic01 should bring his guitar and sing us some songs. But if he has a ukulele that’s even better.
Brought both!1 -
Keto_Vampire wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)
Right. Gotta stay incognito.
But my bunny suit needs AC. I’ll be dancing and I don’t like sweating.
“Hey Bartender, gimme another shot of tequila!”
(We have a bartender at this party right?)
*proceeds to dance awkwardly on table...and breaks it*
Well, you'll take the costume off maybe, but still a face mask, like a masquerade one I picture...just to spite you know who!
Bartender? I'm thinking @Motorsheen ...he doesn't drink, I don't think, but will pour us generous portions in hopes (and likeliness) of some amusement.
Table breaking will be the game of choice! Rock star style!
"free nachos to the first person who can break a table without their hands"
I'd be honored to be the bartender.
and, nope... I don't drink; it's not my jam. *shrug
I'll need you to gimme a ride home 😘
Sure Jo, I'll be your designated driver/wallflower making fun of tipsy people by info gathering people on those who have impaired inhibitions (gossip, politics, real thoughts, etc.). Chaos is fun
Deal.. Fair warning though, I'm a handful tipsy 😂😁2 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »i’d drink too much, talk too much, probably eat too much. and then rehash the night over and over again for a year thinking of all the stupid things i said and did. at least that’s been the pattern so far.
Can I join you? Sounds like my M.O.
Yes, and i think we need to find a kind, credible, confident person to tell us we were great, the life of the party even.1 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »I think @_Deadman_Walking_ will be sitting somewhere in a corner with a beer, watching. Wearing all black. Sort of hating the outgoing ones but wanting to dance on tables too. Maybe in a pair of leggings....because they just feel so damn good on.
That leggings thing is never going away lol 1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »i’d drink too much, talk too much, probably eat too much. and then rehash the night over and over again for a year thinking of all the stupid things i said and did. at least that’s been the pattern so far.
This sounds about correct.2 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »I'll overthink this party and everyone who attends. I will likely drink too much because I am super anxious and anymore 2 is too much. I'll be a social butterfly with red cheeks, bit still analyzing all the glances, body language and comments. Afterwards I will drive myself crazy wondering if I did anything that made someone sad, mad, annoyed, etc.
I see us walking home in the early hours of the morning , middle of the road, carrying our shoes and singing songs at the top of our lungs
This will happen as well1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Keto_Vampire wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)
Right. Gotta stay incognito.
But my bunny suit needs AC. I’ll be dancing and I don’t like sweating.
“Hey Bartender, gimme another shot of tequila!”
(We have a bartender at this party right?)
*proceeds to dance awkwardly on table...and breaks it*
Well, you'll take the costume off maybe, but still a face mask, like a masquerade one I picture...just to spite you know who!
Bartender? I'm thinking @Motorsheen ...he doesn't drink, I don't think, but will pour us generous portions in hopes (and likeliness) of some amusement.
Table breaking will be the game of choice! Rock star style!
"free nachos to the first person who can break a table without their hands"
I'd be honored to be the bartender.
and, nope... I don't drink; it's not my jam. *shrug
I'll need you to gimme a ride home 😘
Sure Jo, I'll be your designated driver/wallflower making fun of tipsy people by info gathering people on those who have impaired inhibitions (gossip, politics, real thoughts, etc.). Chaos is fun
Deal.. Fair warning though, I'm a handful tipsy 😂😁
Lady, I am quite sure you are ALWAYS a handful!! 1 -
Reckoner67 wrote: »Just wanna point out that I was behind the plants before it was cool
😂1 -
i'd make sure and bring my camera and offer free headshots to a few of the supermodels.
prob bring a box of fireball and see who gets white girl wasted first.
order pizzas with the first person's wallet/credit card i could steal (lighten up its just a prank bro).
try to encourage everyone to do the things they'd later regret.
have deep, meaningful conversations out on the balcony with a few people.
take nicest car for a joyride after swiping keys.
Truest post you ever made1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal
You're the type to change my keyboard so that nothing makes sense anymore
lol no I'd just swap all your contact names around.
That would be an amazing joke to play on someone
it is an amazing joke to play on someone
Please don't do this to me. Can't have all of my men finding out about each other
lol no I'd do something worse if i ever stole your phone
I hope you'd fill it with your selfies.
probably videos of his toes
he’d prolly send videos of his toes to every guy in your contact list
This made me laugh so much2 -
I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices2
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caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.5 -
caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for me4 -
I'd be the pretentious jerk who brings his own acoustic guitar and sings Elliot Smith songs in the corner while disparaging the music that everyone else actually enjoys.4
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2 drinks and I'm tipsy.......lol2
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caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for me
We must have the same phone!! Mine only does it with certain people though. Weird.4 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for me
We must have the same phone!! Mine only does it with certain people though. Weird.
Same!
And I'm pretty sure some people I text have this problem too, why else wouldn't they text me back within 1 minute?3
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