Its my mfp party and i’ll cry if i want to
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
who handles the needle and india ink tho?
Somebody sober with a steady hand...my vote is you and for yours @DeadliftsAndSprinkles seems like a good choice
I'm of the opinion that she won't even really interact at the party and will instead sit on the couch and show pics of her dog off the whole time
Drinking tea out of a fancy teacup she keeps in her purse.
I'll be flattering her in secret hopes of getting her to do my eyeliner for me.
"Ok, your dog is the awesomist, smartest, most handsome...honest"
tbh she's the first person who's phone im gonna steal
You're the type to change my keyboard so that nothing makes sense anymore
lol no I'd just swap all your contact names around.
That would be an amazing joke to play on someone
it is an amazing joke to play on someone
Please don't do this to me. Can't have all of my men finding out about each other
lol no I'd do something worse if i ever stole your phone
I hope you'd fill it with your selfies.
probably videos of his toes
he’d prolly send videos of his toes to every guy in your contact list
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New personal story alert. Never before shared:
I was a dork in high school. I joined the JROTC because I held a fantasy of attending a service academy.
The JROTC sponsored a JROTC dance.
It was a co-ed JROTC, and one of the girls was quite 'special', in a way that a teen boy would find good. I was an obese dork who had never danced in my life. She wanted to dance with me. I wished not to do so. She grabbed my shirt and pulled me toward her. My feet did not move. I fell knees-first onto the concrete floor.
And that is how I missed my chance to dance with a special girl.9 -
On my way. 😝1
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kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »On my way. 😝
Will you be in your uniform? Asking for a friend...6 -
kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »On my way. 😝
What seems to be the problem officer?
Why no, we didn't realize anyone had placed a noise complaint. We were just listening to the soundtrack for Saturday Night Fever on the stereo but we only had the volume up very slightly. No, no. Nothing whatsoever that would make someone complain. Sheesh. We were just enjoying some root beer floats and gold fish crackers here and dancing a little - John Travolta style. No need to call for back up, heh heh heh.
Yeah, nevermind those girls whispering on the couch. They just think you're cute and they're glad some policeman resembling Barney Fife didn't knock on the door. Heh heh heh.
No no. That isn't a homemade tattoo contraption. We're all licensed and in compliance with state tattooing regulations. Speaking of - are you inked? Show us your art. Let us pour you a rootbeer. If you don't like the Bee Gees we can listen to Bread.
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At some point @FeelinFooFoo and I will be arm wrestling for the last box of wine...while we are @Pour_Decisions will have stealthily snuck away with it, chuckling to herself..."amateurs"
Someone should be taking bets on the arm wrestling match2 -
I'll overthink this party and everyone who attends. I will likely drink too much because I am super anxious and anymore 2 is too much. I'll be a social butterfly with red cheeks, bit still analyzing all the glances, body language and comments. Afterwards I will drive myself crazy wondering if I did anything that made someone sad, mad, annoyed, etc.7
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LiftingSpirits wrote: »I'll overthink this party and everyone who attends. I will likely drink too much because I am super anxious and anymore 2 is too much. I'll be a social butterfly with red cheeks, bit still analyzing all the glances, body language and comments. Afterwards I will drive myself crazy wondering if I did anything that made someone sad, mad, annoyed, etc.
No you were fine and everyone is just glad that you showed up5 -
I'm also placing bets on @Vikka_V because lately I have seen that she can be quite feisty!3
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LiftingSpirits wrote: »I'll overthink this party and everyone who attends. I will likely drink too much because I am super anxious and anymore 2 is too much. I'll be a social butterfly with red cheeks, bit still analyzing all the glances, body language and comments. Afterwards I will drive myself crazy wondering if I did anything that made someone sad, mad, annoyed, etc.
I see us walking home in the early hours of the morning , middle of the road, carrying our shoes and singing songs at the top of our lungs
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@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)2
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I'd wear a black dress, silver strappy heels and find myself a perch to sit on as high as I could get with my back against the wall and watch you all.
Around 10 pm, I'll get a drink and start making my way around the room, saying "hey", after I've sussed you all out a bit.
Around 12, the bad karaoke will start and I'll be on a table singing "Sweet Home Alabama" (it's my specialty! You're in for a treat!)
Is it weird that I’m kinda turned on by this?3 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »i’d drink too much, talk too much, probably eat too much. and then rehash the night over and over again for a year thinking of all the stupid things i said and did. at least that’s been the pattern so far.
Can I join you? Sounds like my M.O.1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »I'll overthink this party and everyone who attends. I will likely drink too much because I am super anxious and anymore 2 is too much. I'll be a social butterfly with red cheeks, bit still analyzing all the glances, body language and comments. Afterwards I will drive myself crazy wondering if I did anything that made someone sad, mad, annoyed, etc.
tbh i wont show up at all bc the tangled rat king pattern of what-if scenarios runnin thru my head
We can meet in the parking lot, then decide to ditch the party to roam the streets and explore the town...maybe go back and peek into the windows from the outside, duck behind the bushes...then continue to explore, and search the town, along the way taste testing all the local restaurants french fries and rating them1 -
i'd make sure and bring my camera and offer free headshots to a few of the supermodels.
prob bring a box of fireball and see who gets white girl wasted first.
order pizzas with the first person's wallet/credit card i could steal (lighten up its just a prank bro).
try to encourage everyone to do the things they'd later regret.
have deep, meaningful conversations out on the balcony with a few people.
take nicest car for a joyride after swiping keys.
Dude I love a good late night balcony convo.0 -
I’m such an inspo. This is a big moment for me. *tears up*0 -
@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)
Right. Gotta stay incognito.
But my bunny suit needs AC. I’ll be dancing and I don’t like sweating.
“Hey Bartender, gimme another shot of tequila!”
(We have a bartender at this party right?)
*proceeds to dance awkwardly on table...and breaks it*
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I think @_Deadman_Walking_ will be sitting somewhere in a corner with a beer, watching. Wearing all black. Sort of hating the outgoing ones but wanting to dance on tables too. Maybe in a pair of leggings....because they just feel so damn good on.4
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@CaptainFantastic01 should bring his guitar and sing us some songs. But if he has a ukulele that’s even better.1
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RomaineCalm wrote: »@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)
Right. Gotta stay incognito.
But my bunny suit needs AC. I’ll be dancing and I don’t like sweating.
“Hey Bartender, gimme another shot of tequila!”
(We have a bartender at this party right?)
*proceeds to dance awkwardly on table...and breaks it*
Well, you'll take the costume off maybe, but still a face mask, like a masquerade one I picture...just to spite you know who!
Bartender? I'm thinking @Motorsheen ...he doesn't drink, I don't think, but will pour us generous portions in hopes (and likeliness) of some amusement.
Table breaking will be the game of choice! Rock star style!
"free nachos to the first person who can break a table without their hands"0
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