Its my mfp party and i’ll cry if i want to
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i turned off all sound and alerts on my phone so now i only get texts when i look for them.LiftingSpirits wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for me
We must have the same phone!! Mine only does it with certain people though. Weird.
Same!
And I'm pretty sure some people I text have this problem too, why else wouldn't they text me back within 1 minute?
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caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for metinkerhellraiser wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for me
i got that problem too
and my phone cuts out sometimes too like just up and diesLiftingSpirits wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for me
We must have the same phone!! Mine only does it with certain people though. Weird.LiftingSpirits wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for me
We must have the same phone!! Mine only does it with certain people though. Weird.
Same!
And I'm pretty sure some people I text have this problem too, why else wouldn't they text me back within 1 minute?your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
i turned off all sound and alerts on my phone so now i only get texts when i look for them.LiftingSpirits wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for me
We must have the same phone!! Mine only does it with certain people though. Weird.
Same!
And I'm pretty sure some people I text have this problem too, why else wouldn't they text me back within 1 minute?
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legit my phone is for mfp purposes. all the rest is nuisancecaco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for metinkerhellraiser wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for me
i got that problem too
and my phone cuts out sometimes too like just up and diesLiftingSpirits wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for me
We must have the same phone!! Mine only does it with certain people though. Weird.LiftingSpirits wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for me
We must have the same phone!! Mine only does it with certain people though. Weird.
Same!
And I'm pretty sure some people I text have this problem too, why else wouldn't they text me back within 1 minute?your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
i turned off all sound and alerts on my phone so now i only get texts when i look for them.LiftingSpirits wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’d be the one who never shows up and then later acts super disappointed that my ‘glitchy’ phone didn’t receive that text. Meanwhile you all would be like “aww man, we were hoping you’d show up, we were all so bummed” like you didn’t know I’d be the one to hang in the kitchen with someone’s miscellaneous girlfriend and argue about how to pronounce obscure spices
i am positive you're the type who regularly says "sorry! i *just* got this text 😩"
when in fact, you did not just get the text.
In all seriousness my phone is super glitchy and i only get texts at a time that’s convenient for me
We must have the same phone!! Mine only does it with certain people though. Weird.
Same!
And I'm pretty sure some people I text have this problem too, why else wouldn't they text me back within 1 minute?
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So talking about texts for a minute
True confession,
I feel bad for people with iPhones, when you get a text and the screen lites up and everyone can see them
...I'm compelled to look, and I do
For real tho, don't pretend you don't want me to read it, otherwise you'd have a case or put it face down, right?!4 -
standard operating procedure: facedown, alerts offSo talking about texts for a minute
True confession,
I feel bad for people with iPhones, when you get a text and the screen lites up and everyone can see them
...I'm compelled to look, and I do
For real tho, don't pretend you don't want me to read it, otherwise you'd have a case or put it face down, right?!
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So talking about texts for a minute
True confession,
I feel bad for people with iPhones, when you get a text and the screen lites up and everyone can see them
...I'm compelled to look, and I do
For real tho, don't pretend you don't want me to read it, otherwise you'd have a case or put it face down, right?!
mine doesnt do that, but i don't really care if someone picked it up and tried to read it either.2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
standard operating procedure: facedown, alerts offSo talking about texts for a minute
True confession,
I feel bad for people with iPhones, when you get a text and the screen lites up and everyone can see them
...I'm compelled to look, and I do
For real tho, don't pretend you don't want me to read it, otherwise you'd have a case or put it face down, right?!tinkerhellraiser wrote: »So talking about texts for a minute
True confession,
I feel bad for people with iPhones, when you get a text and the screen lites up and everyone can see them
...I'm compelled to look, and I do
For real tho, don't pretend you don't want me to read it, otherwise you'd have a case or put it face down, right?!
i dont have anything to hide so i think u can read whatever u see
Temptresses, both of you!
Phone face down or out there for the whole world to see...both ways intrigue me2 -
So talking about texts for a minute
True confession,
I feel bad for people with iPhones, when you get a text and the screen lites up and everyone can see them
...I'm compelled to look, and I do
For real tho, don't pretend you don't want me to read it, otherwise you'd have a case or put it face down, right?!
mine doesnt do that, but i don't really care if someone picked it up and tried to read it either.
Gotcha!
Didn't know it was an option on iPhone
...clearly then the people's phones who lite up want me to be privy to their texts2 -
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what would you wear? A little black dress
Who would you want to talk to there? Interesting, nice people only!
who would you secretly watch because you’re too embarrassed to talk to them? I'm an introvert so, they're probably have to approach me 1st.
What famous person would you bribe to be your date? Idris Elba. Cuz he can DJ the party.
Would you eat the junk food or try to eat the healthy food? 95% healthy & 5% junk.
Would you dance or hide behind the potted plants watching everyone? I'd be on the dancefloor like..
Would you drink too much and what would you end up saying that you’d regret? I don't drink ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Would you live post updates for those who don’t attend? NO! I can't STAND when people do that!!!
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everybody limbo!1 -
As long as I don’t have alcohol in me, I’ll be sitting in the corner. Otherwise I’ll be going around offering everyone drinks. Of course it’s because I have a generous heart rather than for ulterior motives.2
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RomaineCalm wrote: »
i don’t remember you being part of the furry conversation2 -
@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)
@your_future_ex_wife This one?2 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)
@your_future_ex_wife This one?
i missed this, sorry. i was thinking about the fetlife thread1 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Keto_Vampire wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »@RomaineCalm will be wearing a head to toe costume...bunny suit, I imagine...and will be chatting away to @JustPassingTime all night, him oblivious to the fact of who's he's talking to (the rest of us will be privy, and giggling all night...she selfied for every single other person beforehand, and told all of us of her 'disguise'!)
Right. Gotta stay incognito.
But my bunny suit needs AC. I’ll be dancing and I don’t like sweating.
“Hey Bartender, gimme another shot of tequila!”
(We have a bartender at this party right?)
*proceeds to dance awkwardly on table...and breaks it*
Well, you'll take the costume off maybe, but still a face mask, like a masquerade one I picture...just to spite you know who!
Bartender? I'm thinking @Motorsheen ...he doesn't drink, I don't think, but will pour us generous portions in hopes (and likeliness) of some amusement.
Table breaking will be the game of choice! Rock star style!
"free nachos to the first person who can break a table without their hands"
I'd be honored to be the bartender.
and, nope... I don't drink; it's not my jam. *shrug
I'll need you to gimme a ride home 😘
Sure Jo, I'll be your designated driver/wallflower making fun of tipsy people by info gathering people on those who have impaired inhibitions (gossip, politics, real thoughts, etc.). Chaos is fun
Deal.. Fair warning though, I'm a handful tipsy 😂😁
Lady, I am quite sure you are ALWAYS a handful!!
True.. but x 10 when tipsy 😂2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
i don’t remember you being part of the furry conversation
And what is your furry...I don't know what you call it, is it an outfit? Identity?1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
i don’t remember you being part of the furry conversation
And what is your furry...I don't know what you call it, is it an outfit? Identity?
are you asking if i am literally into animal costumed sex? or are you asking something more general?3 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
i don’t remember you being part of the furry conversation
And what is your furry...I don't know what you call it, is it an outfit? Identity?
Don't ask me why I know this but it's your "fursona"
That’s one of those questions that even when you know the answer you hope that someone else offers it first6 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
i don’t remember you being part of the furry conversation
And what is your furry...I don't know what you call it, is it an outfit? Identity?
are you asking if i am literally into animal costumed sex? or are you asking something more general?
Ok, for real though...animal costumed sex... why are people into this? How is that a turn on?
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RomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
i don’t remember you being part of the furry conversation
And what is your furry...I don't know what you call it, is it an outfit? Identity?
are you asking if i am literally into animal costumed sex? or are you asking something more general?
Ok, for real though...animal costumed sex... why are people into this? How is that a turn on?
i don’t know but i try hard not to judge other people’s kinks as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult human.
eta: because i’m pretty sure everyone’s got something even if they don’t admit it to themselves or others2 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
i don’t remember you being part of the furry conversation
And what is your furry...I don't know what you call it, is it an outfit? Identity?
Don't ask me why I know this but it's your "fursona"
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
i don’t remember you being part of the furry conversation
And what is your furry...I don't know what you call it, is it an outfit? Identity?
are you asking if i am literally into animal costumed sex? or are you asking something more general?
Ok, for real though...animal costumed sex... why are people into this? How is that a turn on?
i don’t know but i try hard not to judge other people’s kinks as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult human.
eta: because i’m pretty sure everyone’s got something even if they don’t admit it to themselves or others
Oh I got something. And it ain't animal costumes.
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RomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
i don’t remember you being part of the furry conversation
And what is your furry...I don't know what you call it, is it an outfit? Identity?
are you asking if i am literally into animal costumed sex? or are you asking something more general?
Ok, for real though...animal costumed sex... why are people into this? How is that a turn on?
i don’t know but i try hard not to judge other people’s kinks as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult human.
eta: because i’m pretty sure everyone’s got something even if they don’t admit it to themselves or others
Oh I got something. And it ain't animal costumes.
costumed hot dogs calling out “eat me” as you pass?1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
i don’t remember you being part of the furry conversation
And what is your furry...I don't know what you call it, is it an outfit? Identity?
are you asking if i am literally into animal costumed sex? or are you asking something more general?
Ok, for real though...animal costumed sex... why are people into this? How is that a turn on?
i don’t know but i try hard not to judge other people’s kinks as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult human.
eta: because i’m pretty sure everyone’s got something even if they don’t admit it to themselves or others
Oh I got something. And it ain't animal costumes.
costumed hot dogs calling out “eat me” as you pass?
Damn. Am I that transparent??2 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
i don’t remember you being part of the furry conversation
And what is your furry...I don't know what you call it, is it an outfit? Identity?
are you asking if i am literally into animal costumed sex? or are you asking something more general?
Ok, for real though...animal costumed sex... why are people into this? How is that a turn on?
Everyone is a little bit freaky is all3 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »
i don’t remember you being part of the furry conversation
And what is your furry...I don't know what you call it, is it an outfit? Identity?
are you asking if i am literally into animal costumed sex? or are you asking something more general?
Uh-uh
More general, if you were to dress in a furry costume, what would it be?
...unless by selecting an animal it alludes somehow to sex preferences...I don't know how that works.
Was actually thinking about the bitmoji animal costumes when I mentioned the bunny costume, quite vanilla...or is it?!
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