We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Never ever happening.. <3
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She said she needed her space like 20,000 miles of space!
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He wouldn’t be the one to take the first step towards moving to what he called “the next level.”
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Wouldn't move for love :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    His name was Jen and I wasn't sure who was more confused 😂
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She was always walking around with this confused look on her face
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I'd never leave Fab <3
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    She did not like my cleaning and cooking skills!
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She kept asking everyone but me out on a date 😔😉
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited May 2019
    I caught him out with KAD .. he was supposed to be at home with me and our kids, little Hewey, Dewey and Louey
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She had this fear that I worked In AutoKad so she left our children Hewey Dewey & Lewey home alone to catch me doing work.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    edited May 2019
    epr31295 wrote: »
    She kept asking everyone but me out on a date 😔😉

    No way! Not true.
    We broke up because I found out the truth- Jo, Hewey, Dewey and Lewey were not your pet ducks.
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    because she liked his ducks even though I told her they weren't pets
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he had a bizarre duck fetish.
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    we didn't share the same fetishes
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he mocked the very life blood coursing through my veins....the syrup of maples
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    ME???? he wouldn't let me talk to him in public so that the ladies wouldn't know we were together.
    wait maybe that was for another reason
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She never really talked much
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He was in love with Theresa. He finally admitted I was his back up plan. We are still friends.