We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • allymdd
    allymdd Posts: 8 Member
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    He couldn't keep his pants on around his coworker. Byeeeee.
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
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    lx1x wrote: »
    Caught her with the bartender.





    And the wait staff





    And the chef...










    And the pastor.. asking how to be a nun.. 😁

    LMFAO!!!😂🤪😂😂 OH DEAR!This was awesome!
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
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    allymdd wrote: »
    He couldn't keep his pants on around his coworker. Byeeeee.

    She was obsessed with my coworker!
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    I just wanted to hook up!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I did not meet her physical, mental, emotional and financial needs...
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    Fisticuffs over the last two pieces of bacon at the buffet; it got ugly, fast, and things really went downhill from there
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
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    He wouldn't steal the bacon for me, and bacon is what I live for
  • BellaB1363
    BellaB1363 Posts: 249 Member
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    We liked the same things ... music, shopping, guys ...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Bella, preferred tall, dark and handsome.. I was not :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Didn't. 🤗😙
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    He only had eyes for Jo!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She likes someone else.. ☹️
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    He gave up too easily! 😉
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Never.. 😉
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
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    She just wasn't that in to me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She said she didn't like blondes :(
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
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    She referred to me as a hefty heffer relentlessly
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    Me and Sam never broke up!
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
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    He would not leave Sam.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    She never left me :p

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