We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Never.. 😉0
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She just wasn't that in to me.0
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She said she didn't like blondes
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She referred to me as a hefty heffer relentlessly0
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Me and Sam never broke up!0
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He would not leave Sam.1
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She never left me
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He Stole My Peanut Butter1
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Tankiscool wrote: »She never left meKADFoodisFuel wrote: »He would not leave Sam.
1+1+1 = 3
Just saying1 -
He stole all.the honey0
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samtarlyonadiet wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »She never left meKADFoodisFuel wrote: »He would not leave Sam.
1+1+1 = 3
Just saying
And 3s company
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He thought I was being unreasonable and intolerable that I would not be #4.0
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She found out I was actually already #40
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I found out she was after a hook up.. just not with me 😭😭😭1
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She tried to murder me with sunlight0
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Time commitment issues, He is a vampire, I am an early riser. Just didn't work!0
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She found out I was sleeping with a hitman know only by his nickname, "sunlight".1
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Keto_Vampire wrote: »She tried to murder me with sunlight
Not true, I just thought you could use a little tan 😉
Omg.. Tankeroonie wanted me to be his #14 gf.. that didn't work for me, I'm at least a #7 😜
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IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »She found out I was sleeping with a hitman know only by his nickname, "sunlight".
She confused me as a she
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Keto_Vampire wrote: »She tried to murder me with sunlight
Not true, I just thought you could use a little tan 😉
Omg.. Tankeroonie wanted me to be his #14 gf.. that didn't work for me, I'm at least a #7 😜
Ooops! Guess we entered answers at the same time..lol🙃2 -
She had timing issues 1
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Tankiscool wrote: »IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »She found out I was sleeping with a hitman know only by his nickname, "sunlight".
She confused me as a she
Oh my gosh! I'm SO sorry, but on the bright side...you gotta be pretty darn good looking to be confused for a female...am I right or am I right??
I'll see myself out...🥴😵☺️0 -
I beat him at wrestling. He couldn’t stand the humiliation!0
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He was sharing his pancakes with other girls! I thought I was the only one!0
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She always wanted me to share my food.. there is only 2 Reese's cups in a pack. One for the right hand and one for the left0
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not sure but I do miss her0
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He only thought of his lost love Dakase.0
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